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ek bowler mara to us kay good deeds or bad deeds equal thay.
angel ne poocha k janat may jao gay ya hell may
bowler bola,jahan ki pitch achi ho gi
if u like ths remember 2 encourge me
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Raja and Rani fed up with mobiles they desided to use pigeons...
One day pigeon reached without letter angry Raja asked Rani What this?
Rani replied idiot it was a missed call..

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Q: why do dogs dont marry?
A:because they r already a dog--s life


BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat


bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.


BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi


ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon


ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon

HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?

smile 4 ever,
udas neverr,

speak 4 ever
gumsum never,

share 4 ever,
hide never,

care 4 ever,
leave me never,

think of me ever,
4get me never!

if u like it call me 03332962725

A Smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they r accepted, liked & appreciated. So here--s a big Smile 4 All of U

Today ?She? was asking me your details. I gave her your contact numbers and address. She will be visiting you soon. (INSHALLAH)
Her name is



*SMILE*



Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

Heart can skip beats for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file.
A desert can replace the Nile.
But nothing can stop a smile, when your name appears on my mobile.



Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments, friendship and ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

EVERY message is a smile......
EVERY world is like a kiss......
BUT when u touch me....
REMMBER THIS
MY life is full with happiness.............,



babli_sheikh_gi@hotmail .com

suna hai


k


aap


ki


aik


smile pay


najanay kitnay


log martay hain


so please


keep smiling


to reduce


WOURLD POPULATION !!!



SADIQ
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Have U a beutiful smile?

If yes....

so....

plz smile....

keep smiling....
ok ok

Iknow U r smiling


keep smiling
plz plz....




Gandu munh band kar makhi par jaye gi.


jafar 481@hotmail.com

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Silence is the best way to avoid problems; smile is a powerful tool to solve problems. So, have a Silent Smile always!


Aftab khan()
Islamabad

Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem! When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...



Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem! When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.



Aftab khan

An honest smile, smiled from a smiling heart, crossing miles apart, has just reached ur inbox to wish u a day full of smiles & happiness.



Aftab khan (T@BI)

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

~~~~~SMILE~~~~~
s : sets u free
m : makes u special
i : increase your face value
l : lifts up your spirit
e : erase your tension
SO ALWAYS
KEEP SMILE

Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...

A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

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