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On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says Wow that is one ugly baby.

The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks What--s wrong you look mad?

She replied I am. That bus driver just insulted me.

You shouldn--t take that from him. the man replied. He--s a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.

You--re right sir I think I will report him.

The elderly man says, You go on up there and get his badge number. I--ll hold your monkey for you.

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Sitaron k angan mai ho ghar ap ka
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Smallest
resignation
letter?

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.



Aftab khan

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
?Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey?

Pehli makhi boli:
?Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai?


Aftab khan

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father--s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?

Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems.



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