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Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.

1 sharabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha

Tum jahanum kay raste pe ja rahe ho'
Sharabi chilaya'
O haraam diyo
roko main tay lahore jana c'

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jaam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.

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BACHu..Saray AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.

Ankhen thi kahan itni sharabi pehle,
Chehre thay kahan itne kitaabi pehle.
Aaina zara dekhiye boson(Kiss) ke baad
Kya hoth thay itne hi gulabi pehle.

aik sharabi eyes donate kerne gaya clerks ne us say poocha kuch kehna chachte ho to sharabi na kaha
jisse laga na usse bata daina kai do peg kai badh khulti hai

Ek sharabi ghar ata he bohot sharab pii ke,aur tala kholne ki koshish karta he, bohot waz\qt guzar jata he phir bhi tala nahi khul raha he,to paros me sab log akar kehte he ke aap hume yeh chabi do hum yeh tala aapke liye kholdenge,to sharabi kehta he ki nahi taa me hi kholungi aap makan pakar lo

aik sahab peenay pilanay ki mehfil se jab faarigh hoo gye aurr jaanay lagay too unkay mezbaan ne un se kaha kay tumhari haalat sahi nahin hay tum aisa karna kay yahan se main road per chalay jaoon wahan per jaaker dekhna doo texi khari hoongi joo texi tumharay sab se qareeb hoo ussay texi walay se bata karke usmain beth jaana aur doosri texi main bethnay ki kooshish na karna kiyon ke wahan doosri texi hoo gi hi nahin heheheheheh

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.


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Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or said per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to said deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.

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From: Suleman Samejo (Tando Allahahar)
0306-3568033

Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....