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Be As A Tower Firmly Set
Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.
Dante Alighieri
Dante Alighieri
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Dec 01, 2010 at 13:12
Category: quotes
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Ijunoon
When The Sun Has Set
When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: eid-mubarak
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Train Set
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, ""All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we-re going down the tracks!"" The mother went into the living room and told her son, ""We don-t use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language.""
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom, and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ""All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.""
She heard the little boy continue, ""For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.""
Then, the child added, ""And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen.""
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom, and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ""All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.""
She heard the little boy continue, ""For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.""
Then, the child added, ""And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Set Ur Own Targets
Don?t define ur failure by looking at somebody--s Success. Also don?t define ur Success by looking at somebody--s failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!
Aftab khan()
Islamabad
Aftab khan()
Islamabad
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Unknown
Set Ur Own Targets
Don?t define ur failure by looking at somebody?s Success.
Also don?t define ur Success by looking at somebody?s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
Also don?t define ur Success by looking at somebody?s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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