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When you get this message, send it to:

One person you love;

One you always hated;

One you always think of;

And the one you wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to you!

Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck.

Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication.

Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either!

Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.

Have a lovely morning!

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with a message that reminds you that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!

Good morning and enjoy the day!

Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Let's play "Hide n Seek". I'll hide behind your back and when you start seeking me, I'll rush to your arms.

Rajinikanth can send a message through 'Whatsapp' from a PCO!