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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Safia Saeed
Desi Points As Seen Bya Person Living Abroad
When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".
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Dec 13, 2018 at 08:12
Category: miscellaneous
Sms / Missing You
Fatima Zehra
Have You Seen
Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.
Aftab khan
Aftab khan
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Nov 19, 2014 at 16:11
Category: Missing You
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Whatsapp Messages / Missing You
Abdul Sattar
Have You Seen My Smile Because The Last Time I Wore It Was W...
Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.
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Nov 16, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Missing-You
Whatsapp Messages / Flirt
Abid Aqeel
I've Seen Angels In The Sky, I've Seen Snow Fall In July, I'...
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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Oct 27, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Flirt
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Madiha Shahid
Every Moment Of Ur Life Is A Picture Which U Had Never Seen ...
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
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Oct 24, 2014 at 11:10
Category: Good-Day
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Sana Ali
Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic?
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
?
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?
?
No?
Quickly check your driving license!
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Insults
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning
Bushra Shah
Reflection Cannot Be Seen In Boiling Water.
Reflection cannot be seen in Boiling Water.
Similarily, Truth cannot be seen in a state of Anger.
Good Morning!
Similarily, Truth cannot be seen in a state of Anger.
Good Morning!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Good-Morning
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Usama Arshad
Challenges Are Like Trees Seen Through A Running Train. As Y...
Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As you approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Wise-Words
Social Wall / Text
Ijunoon
We Are The Only Generation Who Have Seen
We are the only generation who have seen
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
& celebrating
10/11/12.
Now wait for 11/12/13
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
& celebrating
10/11/12.
Now wait for 11/12/13
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Nov 10, 2012 at 15:11
Category: text
Sms / Fathers Day
Shahbaz Ishaq
You've Seen Me Laughf
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day.
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day.
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Jun 28, 2011 at 09:06
Category: fathers-day
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