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Boy:Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
Girl:Chal
Boy:Kahan?
Girl: Principal ke paas!
Boy:Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya?
Girl:Bewakuf chutti mangne.

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...

Rishty kisi se kuch yun nibha lo

Kay usky dil kay saaray gham chura lo

itna asar chhor do kisi par apna

kay har koi kahay hamen bhi apna bana lo

Hum Apne Ikhtiyaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,
Chaha Hamein Pyaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Likhi Gayi Naseeb Mein Kuch Aisi Hijratein,
Har Ajnabi Dayar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Jagi Hai Apne Dil Mein Gulabon Ki Aarzu,
Jab Mausam-E-Bahar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Ab Zakhm Haaye Dil Ka Kahan Tak Shumar Ho,
Ye Zakhm To Shumar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Teri Nigah-E-Mast Se Hum Itni Pee Gaye,
Itni Ke Har Khumaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Ehsaas Mar Chuka Hai Khushi Hai Na Gam Koi,
Jaise Ke Jeet Haar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Hasrat Se Mauj-E-Gam Bhi Hamein Dekhti Rahi,
Hum Behr-E-Kinaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Aati Hai Saaf Saaf Nazar Gam Ki Manzilein,
Ye Qaafle Ghubaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye,

Wo Log Roz-E-Qayamat Se Kya Darein,
Jo Tere Intezaar Ki Had Se Guzar Gaye...