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eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

maa apny son say kahti hay k bathroom say bahir nikalo son kahta hay maa lota bahir hay khod hi hen i jaayi gi

Train station say chal pari to achanak kuch sikh doortay hoey station may dakhil hoey or train per charnay k liye saath saath baghna shoro ker diya. Achanak aik sikh nay jump lagaey or train per chehr gaya. Loogon nay khoob daad dee...wah wah sardar jee kamal ker dita jee...kaya door lagai or kaya jump lagaey....Sardar jee nay haanptay hoey kaha....Laanat paijoo je kamal tay...jinah noo chadan aayan saan o ta thaley e reh gaee....ha ha ha ha...ufff

akk orat ko burka pehnannay ka bohat soch tha bori hoo ker bhi burka pehnanti thi akk dafa woo bus kay intizar main stop per khari thi orr burka bhi pehna hooia tha akk larkay nay dakha k larki kari hai kush kerna chaiya us nay orat ko kaha maray dil ki lari jawab main orat boli taray dil ki lari tari babay say bhi bari.........hahahahahhahaha kasa tha dear im wait for ur friendship a mechanical engg from uet lhr

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

aik motee aurat aik patlee aurat say takra jatee hai. motee walee aurat kehtee hai: i am sorry. too patlee walee kehtee hai chal paran hat dhai man ki boori. ha ha ha!