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Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi
Hansi nahi rowi nahi
mili nahi khoi nahi
ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi nahi
K App jaisa koi nahi

People say its difficult 2 get gud friends.
Naturally,
B'coz D Gud ones like me
r already URS !
& of course d great ones like u
r already MINE.

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

Suna jub say k woh hamara nahi
Us ne phir kabhi khud ko sanwara nahi
Khamosh baithay bus ussay main dekhta raha
Us ne bhi tou jatay howay pukara nahi
Mangoun ga murad k tum milo mujhay
Totta baray dinoun say mager koi sitara nahi
Meri ankhain, hount, dil tumhain pukarain
Main kaisay keh doun k main tumhara nahi
Khara houn zindagi or maut ki dehleez par
Mager us ki taruf say koi ishara nahi
Meri waja say aeyin us ki ankhoun main aanso
Ho gaya jo, so hogaya yeh mujhe gawara nahi

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.

eik dafa eik lion ki shadi hote hai aur wo sirf lions ko invite kerta hai jab sab lions dance ker rahay hotay hain to eik chooha(mouse) bhi aa kay nachnay lagta hai to lion jis ki shadi hote hai dosray lions say pochta hai k ye chooha kiun yahan aya hain mein nay to sirf lions ko bulaya tha to choha kehta hai k fikar na karo mein bhi sahdi say pehaly lion hi tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

main un kay ghar kay samnay say gaya us nay phool mara but gamla bhi sath thaa

BIWI SAHWR SAY MINA TUM SAY KAHA THA JAB 5BAJ KAR 10MIN HO JAINE TU STOW BANDH KARNA TUM NAY KYU NAHI KYA SHOWR ABHI 5 BAJH KAR 7 MIN HUANI HAIN.

ek admi poranay khandar kay paas say gozarta hai to whan ek or admi khra hota hai wo jo admi khndarat kay pass say guzarta hai wo us kharay hoye admi say pochta hai kay bhai sahab main nay sona hai kay is khandarat main aseb waghera hai to wo admi us ki baat son kar ye khata hai kay mujhay nahi pata bhai main to kudoh 2 sal say marava hon ...hahahahaah akel mand ko ishara hi kafi jota hai

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

maa apny son say kahti hay k bathroom say bahir nikalo son kahta hay maa lota bahir hay khod hi hen i jaayi gi

Train station say chal pari to achanak kuch sikh doortay hoey station may dakhil hoey or train per charnay k liye saath saath baghna shoro ker diya. Achanak aik sikh nay jump lagaey or train per chehr gaya. Loogon nay khoob daad dee...wah wah sardar jee kamal ker dita jee...kaya door lagai or kaya jump lagaey....Sardar jee nay haanptay hoey kaha....Laanat paijoo je kamal tay...jinah noo chadan aayan saan o ta thaley e reh gaee....ha ha ha ha...ufff

akk orat ko burka pehnannay ka bohat soch tha bori hoo ker bhi burka pehnanti thi akk dafa woo bus kay intizar main stop per khari thi orr burka bhi pehna hooia tha akk larkay nay dakha k larki kari hai kush kerna chaiya us nay orat ko kaha maray dil ki lari jawab main orat boli taray dil ki lari tari babay say bhi bari.........hahahahahhahaha kasa tha dear im wait for ur friendship a mechanical engg from uet lhr

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

aik motee aurat aik patlee aurat say takra jatee hai. motee walee aurat kehtee hai: i am sorry. too patlee walee kehtee hai chal paran hat dhai man ki boori. ha ha ha!

dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

unn ki galie say guz ray ajeeb itehfaq tha unnhuan nay jo phool mara gamlaa bi sath tha

un ki galee say guzray ageeb itehfaq tha
unhuan nay joo phol mara gamla bi sath tha

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

aak dafa akk miyan biwy ghar mein aatay hai key biwi ko pyass lag jati hai wo appne betay ko kehty hai ke jaoo meray liye panni laoo uss kaa beta ghalti sey miti kaa teel lay aata hai woo miti kaa teel pi jaati hai abb woo puray ghar me bhagne lagti hai uss kaa miyan doctor ke pass baagh kar aata hai doctor saay kehta hai meri biwi ne ghalti saay miti kaa teel pe liya hai aurr wohh puray ghar mein bhagh rahi hai doctor ne mazay se kaha ghar ke darwazay khirkyaan baandh kar doo teel khatam ho gaa khud ba khud ruk jaae ghi ;;;;; Haa Haa Haa ;;;;;

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

ma bata say::
bata datrakt(tree) par mat char gir gaya na to pani bhi nahi mangay ga
bata ma say ::
ma main pani pee kar chara ho:P

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real misery when it came to his money.Just before he died,
he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it
in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> Well, he died.
>
> He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
Wait just a minute!
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away.
> Her friend said, I know you weren--t fool enough to put all that money in
there with your husband.
> The loyal wife replied Listen, I--m a Christian, I can--t go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him.
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?
> I sure did said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.
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if some 1 wanna talk to me ,..they can plz mail me,..khuda hafiz,..waiting,...

dieting do char dinoon ka khail nahin hai bibi
ek umar chahiyeh kamray ko kamar honay tak

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

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Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;

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Mujh say ya singhar kabhi wapas mat lena

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Aftab khan

Bicher k milain gay yakeen kitna tha. tha to ik khawab haseen kitna tha. meray zawal say pehlay hi mujhay choor gaya wo shakhs. haseen to tha hi zaheen kitana tha.

Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi cha