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dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

unn ki galie say guz ray ajeeb itehfaq tha unnhuan nay jo phool mara gamlaa bi sath tha

un ki galee say guzray ageeb itehfaq tha
unhuan nay joo phol mara gamla bi sath tha

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

aak dafa akk miyan biwy ghar mein aatay hai key biwi ko pyass lag jati hai wo appne betay ko kehty hai ke jaoo meray liye panni laoo uss kaa beta ghalti sey miti kaa teel lay aata hai woo miti kaa teel pi jaati hai abb woo puray ghar me bhagne lagti hai uss kaa miyan doctor ke pass baagh kar aata hai doctor saay kehta hai meri biwi ne ghalti saay miti kaa teel pe liya hai aurr wohh puray ghar mein bhagh rahi hai doctor ne mazay se kaha ghar ke darwazay khirkyaan baandh kar doo teel khatam ho gaa khud ba khud ruk jaae ghi ;;;;; Haa Haa Haa ;;;;;

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

ma bata say::
bata datrakt(tree) par mat char gir gaya na to pani bhi nahi mangay ga
bata ma say ::
ma main pani pee kar chara ho:P

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real misery when it came to his money.Just before he died,
he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it
in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> Well, he died.
>
> He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
Wait just a minute!
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away.
> Her friend said, I know you weren--t fool enough to put all that money in
there with your husband.
> The loyal wife replied Listen, I--m a Christian, I can--t go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him.
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?
> I sure did said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.
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dieting do char dinoon ka khail nahin hai bibi
ek umar chahiyeh kamray ko kamar honay tak