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All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

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Eat with your right hand and eat from what is in front of you.

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

Take it light ji,
miss me might ji,
never do fight ji,
have fun slight ji,
eat good diet ji,
try flying a kite ji,
B always happy RIGHT ji!

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says Wow that is one ugly baby.

The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks What--s wrong you look mad?

She replied I am. That bus driver just insulted me.

You shouldn--t take that from him. the man replied. He--s a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.

You--re right sir I think I will report him.

The elderly man says, You go on up there and get his badge number. I--ll hold your monkey for you.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can--t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together who wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 pm.

They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was to remove the waxy lipstick, and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated...

He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.