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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Joti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thin,

muskura rahe thay hum, par ankho mein nami si thi,

sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par nah jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

Maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
Ae khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
Meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi...

Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi Nhi Raha,
Meri Kisi Bhi Dua Main Shayad Asar Hi Nhi Raha.
Jabse Huyi Hai Dil Ko Khabar wo bichar raha hai mujhse,
Lafzoon Ko Jorne Ka Tabse Hunar Bhi Nahi Raha.

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai...

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya
Us ki hansi ne tou aaj mujhe rula diya

Lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan
Chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya

Aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi
Or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya

Jane kya us ko loghon se thi shikayatein
Tanhaiyon ke dais mein khud ko basa diya

Khud bhi woh hum se bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya
Mujh ko bhi itne loghon mein tanha bana diya

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na...

Husband wife ki ghod mein leita hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki ghod mein lete hon.

Yeh dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,
is dil main bas gayi Mohabbat aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

Har Shaks Apney Chaand sey tha mehaw Guftugo
Mey Chaand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee .

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

AIK MAHIR IZDOJIYAT CHAND SHEHREYOON KO LACTURE DY RAHA THA. AAKHIR MAIN UOS NY KHA""AGAR KISE SHAKHS KE BEWE SEEDHE SADHE HO AUR WOH CHAHTY HON KY WOH CHALAK HO JAYE TOH WOH KHARY HO JAI.TOH WOH KHARY HO JAIN.""
AIK AADME UTHA TOH MAHIR IZDOJIYAT NY KHA .""TOH AAA\P CHAHTY HAIN K AAP KE BEWE CHALAK HO JAIY ?""
WOH ADME MAYOOS HO KAR BHAIT GIYA AUR BOLA MAIN SAMJHA AAP NY KAHA HILAK HO JAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

aik bacha bettry walli train chala raha hotta hai.train jab chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ullo ke pathe ne uttarna hai.wo bacha do,teen daffa yahi alfaaz kehta hai.paas he uss ka baap beth kar akhbaar par raha hotta hai.wo sochta hai ke bacha to burre battein sikh raha hai.wo bache se train cheen letta hai.bacha ronna shurru kar detta hai.bacha kehta hai daddy merre train wapis karen .baap kehta hai ke aik shart par karron ga ke abb tum ye alfaaz nahe bollo ge.bacha wadda karta hai ke ye wale alfaaz nahe bole ga.baap usse train de detta hai.wo phir train challana shurru kar detta hai.train jab dubbara chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ne uttar?na hai pehle he train aik ullu ke pathe ke wajha se adha ghanta late ho chukke hai.

hahahahah
i m Faraz.merre paas bohat bara hazzana hai jokes ka.i invite everybody for fiendship.bye

AIK PATAN BAS MAY SAFAR KAR RAHA TA IS KAY SAR PIR KIL LAG RAHI THI CONDAKTAR NAY BOLA TUM DOSRI SEAT PAR BAT GAO TO PATAN BOLA BAS MAY JAGA KAHA HAY BAS TO PURI KAHLI HAY

aik dafa aik bachaa apna sur bulb per ragarh raha hota hai us ki mother us ko dakh kar kahti hai yai kia kar rahay hoo? wo jawab deta hai kay apna dimaag(brain)rooshon kar raha hoon

aik aadmi jahaz mein safar ker raha hota hai woo air hostes say poochta hai ka bathroom kahan hai tu wooo kehti hai kay peche hai tu aadmi kehta hai kay mera bathroom nahi jahan bathroom hain waaha

AIK MARTABAA AIK BACHA ROOTAA HOOA APNI MAA KAY PASS AAYAA.MAA NAY POOCHAA KIYAA BAAT HAI. BACHAY NAY JAWAB DIYAA ABBU KEEL THOOK RAHAY THAY HATOORI LAG GAAI.MAA NAY JAWAB DIYA PHIR YEN TOO HANSANAY KI BAAT HAI TUM ROO KIOUN RAHAY HOO.BACHAY NAY JAWAB DIYAA MAIN HANS HI RAHA THA.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AIK PAGAL NE DOSRE PAGAL SE KAHA.
KE TUM NE KABE HATY KO DIKA HAI .TOA DOSARA PAGAL BOLA HA ME NE KAL BE HATE KO DIKA TA.PIHLA WALA PAGAL BOLATA HAI KE CHALO TUM MUJE BAVOO HATY KE KETNE DANT HOTE HAI DOSRA PAGAL KEHTA HAI KE JITNE TUMHARE HAI.TO AIS PAR DOSRA PAGAL BOLA CAHLO CHOTE MIRE TO DANT BE NAHI HAI..........

DIL kar raha hay k
AJ tumhay akeILeh main
LEH ja kar
Apnay lips say Eik
kis,,,,,
kis,,,,
kis,,,,
kis,,,,
Kisa sunaoun TOM & JERRY ka ,,,,,, HAAAAA

SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna....

SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna ...

Kisi macchar ka sample mila tha mera mat samajhna!

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...