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Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na...

Husband wife ki ghod mein leita hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki ghod mein lete hon.

Yeh dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,
is dil main bas gayi Mohabbat aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

Har Shaks Apney Chaand sey tha mehaw Guftugo
Mey Chaand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee .

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

AIK MAHIR IZDOJIYAT CHAND SHEHREYOON KO LACTURE DY RAHA THA. AAKHIR MAIN UOS NY KHA""AGAR KISE SHAKHS KE BEWE SEEDHE SADHE HO AUR WOH CHAHTY HON KY WOH CHALAK HO JAYE TOH WOH KHARY HO JAI.TOH WOH KHARY HO JAIN.""
AIK AADME UTHA TOH MAHIR IZDOJIYAT NY KHA .""TOH AAA\P CHAHTY HAIN K AAP KE BEWE CHALAK HO JAIY ?""
WOH ADME MAYOOS HO KAR BHAIT GIYA AUR BOLA MAIN SAMJHA AAP NY KAHA HILAK HO JAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!