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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Seddiq Al Khan
Doctor And Patient
ek mareez doctor ke pass jata hai or kehta hai ke doctor sahib moje raat ko sone ke bad neened nahee atti.Doctor mareez ko do tablet sone ke bad or do tablet jagne se phle le lena.
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Nov 21, 2018 at 05:11
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Akram Rahi
Ek Daffa Hospital Me Ek Burhe Patient Ko Sardi Lag Rahi Hoti Ha.
ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe
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Aug 17, 2018 at 04:08
Category: miscellaneous
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Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Mian Chandio
Patient: Doctor, I'm Having Trouble With My Breathing.
Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.
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Nov 06, 2014 at 21:11
Category: Doctors
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Nasir Alam
A Doctor Implanted A New Ear In A Patient.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.
Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.
Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.
Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
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Oct 25, 2014 at 21:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Abdul Qaddoos
Patient: I Feel So Sick I Wish I Could Die.
Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
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Oct 24, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Doctors
Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Abdul Jabbar
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'can't Stop Stealing Things.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.
Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!
Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 04:10
Category: Doctors
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Javed Akhtar
Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name?
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28 Feb 1985.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28 Feb 1985.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Funny
Sms / Love
Uzma Shaheen
Patient To Nurse
Patient to Nurse, I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA.
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI.
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI.
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Sep 18, 2014 at 10:09
Category: love
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Doctor To Injured Patient:
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
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Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Car Doctor Hospital Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Patient
A thirsty patient asks a nurse for milk,she oppened her top and put her nipples ih his mouth,,
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Patient
Patient doc se: mujy bemari hai k..
na khaon to bhook lagti hai,,
na soan to nend ati hai,,
or zyada kaam kr k thak jata ho,,
Doc: tum sari rat dhoop me khary ho thek ho jao gy,, hahahhaha
na khaon to bhook lagti hai,,
na soan to nend ati hai,,
or zyada kaam kr k thak jata ho,,
Doc: tum sari rat dhoop me khary ho thek ho jao gy,, hahahhaha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Patient
A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
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A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Patient
patient goes to docter.docter:-what is your problem. patient;) patli motion docter kitni patli,buht patli,docter! phir bhi kitni patli,patient! itni patli k ap cooli kar kar saktay hain.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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