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3 people were asking me ur details 2day.
I gave them ur addres n cell no.
they'll b visiting u soon.
Their names r ""SMILE"", ""JOY"", ""HAPINES""

50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget
I once cared for you. I might….. But I won't.

I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole lot more as they get older,
then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

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"""""" FOR MONEY,
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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
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("")_("") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy? Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

Lot's of people are thinking of you on your birthday,
I just wanted to let you know I'm one of them.
Have a wonderful day!

People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it does not require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

People say its difficult 2 get gud friends.
Naturally,
B'coz D Gud ones like me
r already URS !
& of course d great ones like u
r already MINE.

If 10 people care 4 u,
One of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means I m not in this world.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
You know you-re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you-re down there.
You-re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
One of life-s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down -till the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
Time may be a great healer, but it-s also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn-t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

once, a guy went to an old lady-s house
to meet her. she called him in and offerd
a seat, the guy sat down and started talking to her,
as the time passed the guy started to feel hungry, he saw a bowl of popcorns on the
table. without caring to ask the lady he started eatin the popcorns, ""hum
these r really testy"" said the guy ""yes, u see i dont have teeth in my mouth so what i do is just suck all the caramel from them""
answered the lady.

hussain(smart guy):i wonder if i get 99 or 98
tayab(not so smart guy):i wonder if i pass or fail
qasim(dumb guy):i wonder by how many marks will i fail with
harry(sardar):i wonder when the exam is.

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

A doctor wanted to check all the crazy people in hospital, he put a table and put some oil on the top and called crazy to put the light, when went up, they feel down and the last brought a news paper and putted on the table and stand and fix the light. The doctor asks how you understand. He said I was little short, I brought the news paper to make me tall.

A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end of the day.
The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting.
The foreman asked the leader of the first group how many poles they had installed.
The reply was eleven.
The foreman patted the guy on the back and said, ""Not bad.""
Then he went to Santa, leader of the second group, and asked him the same question.
Two was the reply.
""Two! All you installed were two?! The other group installed eleven!"" The foreman exclaimed angrily.
""Yeah,"" Santa answered, ""But you should have seen how much they left sticking out!""

if CON is opposite of PRO ,what is the opposite of PROGRESS

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, Not yet.
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, Not yet.
Finally they say, When can we see the baby?
And the mother says, When the baby cries.
So they ask, Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?
The new mother says, I forgot where I put it.
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Only open minds receive wisdom.
Only open hands receive gifts and.
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People says friend r made in heaven and they come in ur life
but i made a friend like u in this world n made my life a heaven
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People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. It--s so special a feeling that it doesn--t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.


AFTAB KHAN ()
ISLAMABAD

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It--s so special a feeling that it doesn--t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring



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The More I Love My Dog...

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There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.


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If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say ?I am beautiful?, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child


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