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Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....

Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.

aik dafa ka aik office main aik pathan kam karta tha woo apna malik ka sab sa khass admi tha aik raat ko uss patahan ka malik pathan ko office main akala poori raat ka lian choor gaya or office ke aik aik cheez lock kar gaya yahan tak ka bath room bhi pathan ko raat ko 3 baja tati aa na lagi to bachara pathan bara parashan hoa uss na soocha ka kyun na main mooza (socks) main tati kar loon uss na mooza (socks) main tati to karli uss ka baad woo sooch na laga ka yaar main yaa mooza(socks) kidher phankoo to uss ka dimag main aik baat aai ka main yaa mooza (socks) pankh (fan)ka upper rakh doon pathan mooza (socks) pankha (fan) ko upper rak ka soo jata hai subha woo uth ka galti sa pankha (fan) chala daata hai to uss ki tati office ki sari deewaroon pe lag jati hai to uss ka baad pathan jamadaar ko bulata hai or uss sa boolta hai ka yaar ya saari deewaroon ko saaf kar da main tumhain 10 rupa doonga jamadaar kafi daar tak charoon taraf daakhta hai ka baad pathan sa boolta hai ka yaar main tughay 100 rupa doonga phala tu yaa bata ka tu na asa tati kei kasa ..........................................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah

aik dafa aik admi ki bewi gum hojati hay,woh report darj kerwanay post office chala jata,wahaan per kehta hay ke merri bewi gum ho gaie hay,post office walay kehtay hain ke yeh to post office hay.Tum police station jao To woh admi kehta hay K kia keroon... KHUSHI ke maray pta hi nahi chala k kahaan aa gia hoon