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Sms / Love
Ahmed Malik
Luv Does Not Ask Who R U?
Luv does not ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv does not ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv does not ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv does not ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv does not ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
I Don't Know Why I'm So Afraid To Lose U When U R Not Even Mine
I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Red
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Sms / Love
I Love You Not Because Of Who You Are
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Love
Sms / Love
People Fall In Luv Not Knowing Why Or How
People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it does not require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Friendship
Javed Khan
Friendship Is Not A Big Fire Which Burns All Day
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Tags: Friend
Sms / Friendship
Umair Lover
Its Not An Achievement To Make 1000's Friends In A Year,
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
To live a life i need heartbeat, have heartbeat i need a heart, have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and a friend i need U.ALWAYS
To live a life i need heartbeat, have heartbeat i need a heart, have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Tags: Friend
Sms / Quotes
Ijunoon
If You Want Real Peace Do Not Talk To Your Friends
IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DO NOT TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,
TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - THERESA
TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - THERESA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: quotes
Tags: Friend
Sms / Quotes
Ijunoon
In A Day, When You Do Not Come Across Any Problem
IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DO NOT COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEM
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: quotes
Sms / Naughty Insult
Najam
Ring Me! I Will Tell You!
Who Wants 2 B A
آ£MILLIONAIREآ£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
آ£MILLIONAIREآ£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Good Morning
Arshad Hassan
God'll Not Give U A Burden U Can't Handle.
God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: good-morning
Sms / Friendship
Azeem Javed
A Good Friendship Does Not Depend
A good friendship does not depend
on how good understanding we have.
But it depends on how better
we avoid Misunderstandings.
on how good understanding we have.
But it depends on how better
we avoid Misunderstandings.
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Mar 21, 2008 at 14:03
Category: friendship
Tags: Friend
Sms / Relations
Ijunoon
Death Is Not The Greatest Loss Of Life.
Death is not the greatest loss of life.
The greatest loss is that
when relationship dies between us
while we are Alive.
The greatest loss is that
when relationship dies between us
while we are Alive.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 21:11
Category: relations
Tags: Death
Sms / Marital Woes
Why Does Not Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman?
Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Missing You
Ijunoon
My Heart Is Breaking Bcoz I'm Not With U!
My eyes R hurting bcoz I can't C U, My arms R empty bcoz I can't hold U, My lips R cold bcoz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking bcoz I'm not with U!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 05:04
Category: Missing You
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Mental Hospital Is Not So Far
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Good Luck
Unknown
Trusting God Would Not Make The Mountain Smaller
Trusting God would not make the mountain smaller
but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-luck
Sms / Islamic
Mohammad Asif
And Let Not Your Hand Be Tied (like A Miser) To Your Neck,
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck,
nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift)
[surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift)
[surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: islamic
Sms / Islamic
Arshad Hassan
Verily, Allah Does Not Look Towards Your Bodies
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies
nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: islamic
Tags: Allah
Sms / Friendship
Raahi
Is Not Only Made For Lovers
;"";
;/ (""v""""; /"";""/
/;./ ""v"" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
;/ (""v""""; /"";""/
/;./ ""v"" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
U Tell A Man Something,
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Double Meaning
Unknown
Not For Childerns
AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Not Only 12 Clock All The Time
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Its A Not Joke
rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Love
Unknown
This Is Not Joke This Is Truth
Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Pragnant But Not Yet
one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Not A Joke...
Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Like U Person Not Come Again
?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
u like this contact with me
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u like this contact with me
Naveed # 03008837688
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Its Not Mine
Boys say it--s great,
boys say it--s fine.
9 months later they say
it--s not mine
0321-7318981
boys say it--s fine.
9 months later they say
it--s not mine
0321-7318981
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
I m newmember of this family i can tunderstand why Is joke page ko yaar logon ne poetry page bana liya hai tell me reason PLz 03226214220 03006625731
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti ha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Poetry
Sms / Love
Unknown
Just Tell U
I am just thankful to all of you who are sharing their great thoughts here with all of us. I know its not easy those day to spare the time for friends since the Education, Business and Job even work for House wife every thing with the life is turning so demanding and quick but still some friends are around and I am very glad to say that they are real friend. Love you all. Thnaks
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Danish
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send msg on 0301-7600913/0321-7356533 or on danish7600@yahoo.com for msg frnshp
Danish
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Tell A Women
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
if u like this plz sms or call
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1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
if u like this plz sms or call
0321-6353276
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Women
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
This Is Not 4 Joke
hello Friends
meri app sab say aik guzarish hai.
k this is not 4 over site. plz plz plz koi b buri bat likhney say pehlay sooch liyah karo
abi mai nay aik joke k naam say aneeta k MSG perha mujay bura laga
sharm aani chaheyeh aysoon ko
yeh aik kisam ki family site hai
iss mai gahdagi na machahoo PLZZZZZZZ
byeeeeee
That--s it
0345-5140610
meri app sab say aik guzarish hai.
k this is not 4 over site. plz plz plz koi b buri bat likhney say pehlay sooch liyah karo
abi mai nay aik joke k naam say aneeta k MSG perha mujay bura laga
sharm aani chaheyeh aysoon ko
yeh aik kisam ki family site hai
iss mai gahdagi na machahoo PLZZZZZZZ
byeeeeee
That--s it
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Do Not.............
DO NOT CALL AT THE NO.03214041410
OR U WILL FALL IN LUV WID THE PERSON RECIEVING
.DO NOT IGNORE IT HAD HAPPENED TO TOO MANY.
SO PLZ FWD 2 ALL UR FRIENDZ...........
BY AG
IF U LIK THEN 03214041419
OR U WILL FALL IN LUV WID THE PERSON RECIEVING
.DO NOT IGNORE IT HAD HAPPENED TO TOO MANY.
SO PLZ FWD 2 ALL UR FRIENDZ...........
BY AG
IF U LIK THEN 03214041419
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Not For Only Two
good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.
The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.
While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.
How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!
Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.
The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.
While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.
How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!
Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Tell A Woman!
What are the three fastest means of communication?
Internet
Telephone
&
&
&
&
&
Tell a woman!
0345-5140610
Internet
Telephone
&
&
&
&
&
Tell a woman!
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Loving Is Not
loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand,not what u seebut how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on..........
AFTAB KHAN()
ISLAMABAD
AFTAB KHAN()
ISLAMABAD
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Love
Unknown
Love Is Not Something
Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
03348123429
Abdulrehman1@hotmail.co.uk
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
03348123429
Abdulrehman1@hotmail.co.uk
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Heaven Is Not Heaven
If I?m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I?ll look up & be glad of U.
If I?m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I?ll pray to God to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.
Aftab khan
I?ll look up & be glad of U.
If I?m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I?ll pray to God to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Not Always Fun
Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!
Aftab khan
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
I M Not Free
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Tell A Woman
3 fastest ways of communication are
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Tell My Name
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Share SmS @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Do Not Use Tables
TEACHER: Why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
Share sms @ 0313-4862471
multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
Share sms @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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