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Death is not the greatest loss of life.
The greatest loss is that
when relationship dies between us
while we are Alive.

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

My eyes R hurting bcoz I can't C U, My arms R empty bcoz I can't hold U, My lips R cold bcoz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking bcoz I'm not with U!

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

A man can kiss his wife good bye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!

Trusting God would not make the mountain smaller
but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Make sure your food is good
(halal and bought with halal earnings),
and you will be one whose prayers are answered.

And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck,
nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift)
[surah al-Isra’; 17:29]

Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies
nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)

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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Chanda mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole tou Good Morning

I Live By Faith and Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""

You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.

aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""

do dost jis mein sey ik nake aur ik gunnah-gaar tha , bathey apney future k barey mein soch rahay they k kis ney jannat mein jana hey aur kis dozakh mein.nake aadmi kehta hey k woe nake hey is liyay woe jannat mein jayay ga gunnah-gar mein barey mein kehta hey k woe to dozzakh mein jayay ga. roz-e-hissab mein jabb nake aadmy jannat ki sair ker raha hota hey to usko gunnah-gar milta hein .nake aadmy us sey pochta hey k tumney to itney gunnah keyay to tum kaisey yahan per ayay
gunnah-gar jawab kehta hey k waisay mein ney jannat mein dakhil naheein
hona tha , mein sirf game base per aaya hon.

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! heee hahahahaha

rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..

ONCE A WOMAN WAS SHOUTING AT HER HOUSEKEEPER USING FOWL LANGUAGE SHE SAID MONHOOS,KAMEENEY!.....AND MANY OTHERS HER DAUGHTER WAS LISTENING THESE WORDS SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKED THAT WHAT KAMEENEY AND MANHOOS MEANS MOTHER THINKING THAT IF I TOLD THE RIGHTMEANING SHE WOULD LEARN FOWL LANG. FOR THIS SHE SAID KAMEENEY MEANS WEAK OR ILL AND MANHOOS MEANS HEALTHY .GIRL GOT THESE WORDS AND THEN SHE GOES TO HER GRANMA HOME GIRL SAID IMMEDIATELY TO HER GRANDMA THAT YOU WERE KAMEENEY BEFORE AND NOW YOU ARE LOOKING SO MUCH MANHOOS.HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................

hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning

Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.

one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
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Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai

Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai

Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai

Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai

?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
u like this contact with me
Naveed # 03008837688

Na puja,
Na snan,
Na salam,
Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Subha hote hee,
Humara pehla kam,
Ek pyara sa SMS,
App ka naam,
GOOD MORNING???my sweet friend.



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Kindly observe Silence in da memory of dose poor Mosquitoes who died last night after Sucking ur Blood.

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the blissful rays and
Leave your worries for some other day.
GOOD MORNING.


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Dreams visit us when we are sleeping.
But commitments wake us up each day and give us every chance to make our dreans come true.
God bless you. Good morning and have a nice day.


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Asim.

Open your eyes, so the Sun can rise, Flowers can blossom, Birds can sing.
Because all are waiting to see your beautiful smile.
GOOD MORNING.


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Asim.

A very original ?GOOD MORNING? wish only for you.
Beware of cheap duplicates.
I am the only authorized dealer for ?GOOD MORNING? wishes.
HAVE A NICE DAY.


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Subah jab aankh khuli to aasman se awaaz aiyee k mang banday kiya mangta hai.
Meinay arz ki ?Yaa Allah jo yeh SMS parh raha ha is ko apni aman ma rakhna?. (AAMEEN). HAPPY GOOD MORNING.



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Morning is wonderful opportunity;
To pray,
To love,
To care,
To smile and
To thank god for all blessings we received.
G O O D M O R N I N G.


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>>Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 57, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

A good relationship is not like RAIN that falls and goes.
It is like Air, sometimes blowing and some times quiet?..
But always there, constantly hanging around us.


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Asim.

A morning is a wonderful blessing, either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope and gives us another start of what we call life.
GOOD MORNING.


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Asim.

G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
Over all have a good day.



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Always welcome a new day with a smile on your lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind. You will always have a wonderfull day.
GOOD MORNING.



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New morning, new aim, new plan of achivements, your dedication and
commitment = Success.
Just do it and win the goal.
Good Morning.


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Every bad situation has something positive.
Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this and lead your life.
GOOD MORNING.


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Never blame a day in your life.
Good days give you happiness.
Bad days give you experience.
Both are essential. All are God?s blessing.


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Welcome to ?Sweet Dreams Airlines.? All passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to Dreamland. Enjoy the journey.
Good Night.



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Boys say it--s great,

boys say it--s fine.

9 months later they say

it--s not mine


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OR U WILL FALL IN LUV WID THE PERSON RECIEVING

.DO NOT IGNORE IT HAD HAPPENED TO TOO MANY.


SO PLZ FWD 2 ALL UR FRIENDZ...........

BY AG



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1 day shaitaan came in my dream nd asked me the contact no.
Of an HONEST person
I gave him urno.
But he refused & said sorry i cannot disturb my BOSS

small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
...............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our ATTITUDE.
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..

good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.

The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.

While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.

How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!

Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.

loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand,not what u seebut how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on..........


AFTAB KHAN()
ISLAMABAD

Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it--s time 2 fall asleep. Your eyes are weak and mouth can--t speak so, hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Good Night.

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
03348123429
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George receives a phone call.

Hello, he answers.

The voice on the other end says, This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago.

George, hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ago?

Jessica, Yes, it was at Adam--s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.

George, Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?

Jessica, Well, I--m pregnant and I--m going to kill myself.

George, Say, you really ARE a good sport!

Muhammad Arshad
0334-5053889

WIFE: SUNO JI DOCTOR NE MUJHE 1 MAHEENE K AARAM K LIYE BEAUTY FUL FOREIGN COUNTRY JANE KO KAHA HAI.
HUM KAHAN JAEN GE?

HUSBAND:
DOOSRE DOCTOR K PAAS..

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If I?m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I?ll look up & be glad of U.
If I?m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I?ll pray to God to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.



Aftab khan

Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!

Aftab khan

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

Hazrat ali (A.s) farmatay hain. Din ki Roshni mai Rizq Talaash karo...! Aur Raat ki Taariki mai usy allah ko yd karo jo tmhain Rizq Detaa Hay.! (GOOD MORNING) @===03453066445===@

Good frnds r like a
Ring alwys
Holding ur Finger
Bt as u get Carelss
It slips out of ur hand!
So, don?t evr
Let
ur frnds slip out of ur life?

Pyare se dost ko salam humara.

Din kaisa raha ye sawal humara.

Kal phir sms bhejenge ye wada humara.

Par abhi good night KA pyaara sa paigam humara.

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Heart & Beats..


Nite & Moon..


Music & Songs..


Roses & Loves..


Fish & Water..





My SMS..


&


Ur SMILE...


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TEACHER: Why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!


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