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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Chanda mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole tou Good Morning

I Live By Faith and Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""

You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.

aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""

do dost jis mein sey ik nake aur ik gunnah-gaar tha , bathey apney future k barey mein soch rahay they k kis ney jannat mein jana hey aur kis dozakh mein.nake aadmi kehta hey k woe nake hey is liyay woe jannat mein jayay ga gunnah-gar mein barey mein kehta hey k woe to dozzakh mein jayay ga. roz-e-hissab mein jabb nake aadmy jannat ki sair ker raha hota hey to usko gunnah-gar milta hein .nake aadmy us sey pochta hey k tumney to itney gunnah keyay to tum kaisey yahan per ayay
gunnah-gar jawab kehta hey k waisay mein ney jannat mein dakhil naheein
hona tha , mein sirf game base per aaya hon.

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! heee hahahahaha

rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..