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At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America-s supply of convenience store managers.

A man got a call from his doctor who said ""I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?""
The man says ""The bad news.""
The doctor says ""The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!""
The man exclaimed ""What could be more terrible than that!!??""
The doctor replied ""we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!""

News gossip in 2050
1. SALMAN KHAN in dhoom22 with Katrina's grand daughter.
2. Shahid & Saif attented kareena's 8th wedding.
3.Petrol 984/litre.
4. CID completed 1 lakh episodes

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