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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY

Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

New friends may be a poem,

but old friends are alphabets.

Do not forget alphabets

bcoz u will need them to read the poem!!

Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.
Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently
than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,
you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.
So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart Good Luck...

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

Welcome aboard! You are one of our most valued new employees.
Enclosed please find some helpful guidelines to company policy.

OVERTIME - The Company has an optional overtime policy - you have
the option of working forty hours of overtime or eighty hours of
overtime.

PROMOTION - The Company rewards hard work and devotion. We like
to think that if you work hard and devote enough time and energy
to the company, you will be rewarded by being allowed to train the
CEO-s son when he is promoted to Vice President over you.

STOCK OPTIONS - You may buy shares in the company when it goes
public. So named because you-ll be working in the stock room at
Wal-Mart when the company goes belly-up due to your incompetence.

401k - This is how much money you-ll lose under your ""Stock Option""
plan.

HELLTH PLAN - No, that isn-t a misprint; you now belong to an H.M.O.
That stands for ""Hell-s Medical Organization."" It was organized by
some of Hell-s finest minds; Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Josef Stalin
worked night and day to create a 162-page manual documenting the
exact terms of your coverage, but it all boils down to three points:

1) You belong to the HMO. We mean that literally - as of now, the
HMO owns you. To insure that you don-t forget your subscriber number,
we will tattoo it to your forehead.

2) You have been assigned a primary care physician. You will not be
told your physician-s name. You may never see your physician. Your
physician is imaginary. If you see any doctor without express written
permission of your imaginary primary care physician, you will be
forced to pay full price, plus eat your weight in lard.

3) You are not covered under this plan.

TERMINATION - All employees will be given two weeks notice upon being
fired. We like to feel that this gives an employee a ""grace period""
to steal all of the office supplies that he or she may have forgotten
to take during his or her period of employment.

COMPLAINTS - May be made anonymously in the box marked ""Complaints""
in the employee break room. All complaints will be reviewed,
processed, and fed to an angry Rottweiler named Frankie.

Mubarik ho tum ko new ID tumharee
Sada Chat karo tum Dua hai Hamaree
Paghal banaye tumhain duniya Saree
Sada fool raho tum khwaish hai hamaree

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.