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Chand ko chandhani mubarak
Phool ko kushbu mubark
Apako new year mubark.

Wish You a Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. Happy New Year.

Wishing You Happy New Year,
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.

Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY

Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

New friends may be a poem,

but old friends are alphabets.

Do not forget alphabets

bcoz u will need them to read the poem!!

Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.
Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently
than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,
you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.
So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart Good Luck...

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

Welcome aboard! You are one of our most valued new employees.
Enclosed please find some helpful guidelines to company policy.

OVERTIME - The Company has an optional overtime policy - you have
the option of working forty hours of overtime or eighty hours of
overtime.

PROMOTION - The Company rewards hard work and devotion. We like
to think that if you work hard and devote enough time and energy
to the company, you will be rewarded by being allowed to train the
CEO-s son when he is promoted to Vice President over you.

STOCK OPTIONS - You may buy shares in the company when it goes
public. So named because you-ll be working in the stock room at
Wal-Mart when the company goes belly-up due to your incompetence.

401k - This is how much money you-ll lose under your ""Stock Option""
plan.

HELLTH PLAN - No, that isn-t a misprint; you now belong to an H.M.O.
That stands for ""Hell-s Medical Organization."" It was organized by
some of Hell-s finest minds; Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Josef Stalin
worked night and day to create a 162-page manual documenting the
exact terms of your coverage, but it all boils down to three points:

1) You belong to the HMO. We mean that literally - as of now, the
HMO owns you. To insure that you don-t forget your subscriber number,
we will tattoo it to your forehead.

2) You have been assigned a primary care physician. You will not be
told your physician-s name. You may never see your physician. Your
physician is imaginary. If you see any doctor without express written
permission of your imaginary primary care physician, you will be
forced to pay full price, plus eat your weight in lard.

3) You are not covered under this plan.

TERMINATION - All employees will be given two weeks notice upon being
fired. We like to feel that this gives an employee a ""grace period""
to steal all of the office supplies that he or she may have forgotten
to take during his or her period of employment.

COMPLAINTS - May be made anonymously in the box marked ""Complaints""
in the employee break room. All complaints will be reviewed,
processed, and fed to an angry Rottweiler named Frankie.

Mubarik ho tum ko new ID tumharee
Sada Chat karo tum Dua hai Hamaree
Paghal banaye tumhain duniya Saree
Sada fool raho tum khwaish hai hamaree

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

dil lay ja niki jai haan kar kay
tainoon chhadan ga do bachon ki maan ker kay.
(tujh ko choroon ga 2 bachon ki maan ker kay)

Surag hua madham.....
Chand chalne laga.....
Asman yeh hai, kyon hilne laga
Main thehra rahazamin chalne lagi....
Dharka yeh dil sans thamne lagi....
Sajna! kya yeh pyar hai?????
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EARTHQUAK HAI!!!
BHAGG.......

Since Amitabh Bachchan--s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

Nana Patekar : Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

Shatrughan Sinha : Khamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

Dharmendra : Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

Amrish Puri : Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua!

Amjad Khan : Kitne options the ? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut na-insaafi hai! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol, tera kaya hoga kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt : Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar : Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.

Jagdeep : Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.

Mithun Chakraborty : Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

Kesto Mukherji : Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai. Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye ? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.

Jeetendra : Lekin kyoon? ( groan ) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

Ashok Kumar : To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp ), yahan se Rs. 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log ( croak ).

MOM : Beta soja warna gabbar ajayega...
Beta: Mom Jaldi se 100 rupey do warna dad ko bata donga k mairey soney k baad gabber ata ha..

? like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

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Since Amitabh Bachchan----s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!

SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.

MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,

Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy NEW YEAR
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DECENT BOY;
03214878552

gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year
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DECENT BOY;
03214878552

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.new year hai I THINK I--M 1ST 1 WHO IS WISHING U HAPPY NEW YEAR.



*2008*

LOTS OF BLESSED WISHES!

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