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A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaroorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter
""mian sahib"" iss umar mein RISHTAY nahi FARISHTAY aatay hein.

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

Naraz Nahi Hain Hum Janaa,
Bas Thori Si Shikayat Hai,

Yeh Bhi es Liye Hai Ke,
Humko Baypanah Muhabbat Hai,

Pyaar Mein Rothna Manana To,
Pyaar Ki Ek Riwayat Hai,

Dil Milay Hun Jis Jaga Phir,
Wahan Kahan Ki Adawat Hai,

Tairi Be Rukhi Pe Hai,
Humko Soji Yeh Shararat Hai,

Naraz Nahi Hain Hum Janaa,
Bas Thori Si Shikayat Hai...!

Kitab-E-Dil Ka Koi Bhi Waraq Saada Nahi Hota

Nigah Usko Bhi Padh Leti Hai Jo Likha Nahi Hota,

Usay Main Dekhti Rehti Hoon Yaadon Ke kinaron Se,

Nigahon Ki Tapish Se Wo Kabhi Shola Nahi Hota,

Hawa Ko Chouna Chahti Hoon Ke Ye Usko Bhi Chouti Hai,

Magar Mera Junoon Mujhse Kabhi Pura Nahi Hota,

Sunana Chahti Hoon Haal-E-Dil Jis Ek Jumle Mein,

Bikhar Jata Hai Wo Jumla Kabhi Yakja Nahi Hota,

Tapish es Dilki Aa Pohanchi Meri Namnaak Aankhon Tak,

Kaash Jo Jal Gaya Kandha Wohi Tera Nahi Hota,

Mujhe es Haal Tak Pohncha Diya Teri Mohabbat Ne,

Sitam Kaisa Bhi Ho Tujhse Koi Shikwa Nahi Hota...!

ab khof nahi mjhe ksi raah guzar se

mai door nikal aye hoon pathar k nagar se

wo mjh se mile ga ksi bhi morr per zaroor

ye baat mjhe maloom hai aghaz-e-safar se

jesi bhi hoon achi ya buri apne liye hoon

mai khud ko nahi dekhti auron ki nazar se...!

Kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
jitna tujhay chaha tha
socha tha teray lab per
kuch harf duaoon k
kuch phool wafaoon k
mehkain gay meri khatir
kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
mehsoos yeh hota hai
dukh jheelay thay jo ab tak
bay naam musafat main
likhnay ki mohabbat main
perhnay ki zaroorat main

bay sood riyazat thi
bay faiz ibadat thi
jo khawab bhi thay dekhay
in jaagti aankhon ne

sab khaam khayali thi
phir bhi tujhay panay ki
dil k kissi goshay main
khawahish to bachaa li thi

laikin tujhay pa ker bhi
aur khud ko gawa ker bhi

is habs k mausam ki khirki se hawa aai
na phool se khushboo ki koi bhi sada aai

ab neend hai aankhon main
na dil main woh pehli si taza sukhan aarai
na lafaz meray niklay
na harf o mani ki danish meray kaam aai
nadeeda rafaqat main
jitni bhi aziyyat thi
sab meray hi naam aai
kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
jaisa tujhay chaha tha....!

boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nahi reh sakte
girl - kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.

wo dil nawaz hai nazar shanas nahi
mera ilaj mere charagar k paas nahi
tarap rahe hain zaban par kai sawal magar
mere liye koi shayan-e-iltamas nahi
tere ujalon main bhi dil kanp kanp uthta hai
mere mizaj ko aasoudgi bhi raas nahi
kabhi kabhi jo tere qurb main guzre the
ab un dinon ka tasawwur bhi mere paas nahi
guzar rahe hain ajab marhalon se dida o dil
sahar ki aas to hai zindagi ki aas nahi
mujhe ye dar hai k teri arzu na mit jaye
bahut dinon se tabiyat meri udas nahi...!

safar-e-manzil-e-shab yad nahi
log rukhsat huye kab yad nahi
dil main har waqt chubhan rahti thi
thi mujhe kis ki talab yad nahi
wo sitara thi ke shabnam thi ke phool
ik surat thi ajab yad nahi
aisa uljha hun gam-e-duniya main
ek bhi khwab-e-tarab yad nahi
bhulte jate hain mazi k dayar
yad ayen bhi to sab yad nahi
ye haqiqat hai k ahbab ko ham
yad hi kab the k ab yad nahi
yad hai sair-e-charagan Nasir
diye k bujhnay ka sabab yad nahi...!