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Ye Naam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga, Muqaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Gharoor Lehjay Mein Aa Gaya Tou Kalaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Ye Barf Mausam Jo Sheher-e-Jaa.n Mein Kuch Aur Lamhay Theher Gaya Tou
Lahoo Ka Dil Ki Kisi Gali Mein Muqaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Tum Apni Saanson Se Meri Saansain Alag Tou Karnay Lagay Ho Laikin
Jo Kaam Aasaan Samajh Rahay Ho Wo Kaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Wafaa Ka Kaaghaz Tou Bheeg Jaye Ga Badgumaani Ki Baarishon Mein
Khaton Ki Baatain Tou Khwaab Hon Gi Payaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Mein Jaanti Hun Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Agar Kabhi TU Mujhe Bhula De
Tou Teri Aanhkon Mein Roshni Ka Qayaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Ye Ham Mohabbat Mein La Ta’alluq Se Ho Rahay Hain Tou Dekh Laina
Duaaein Tou Khair Kon De Ga Salaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga.

#poetry

"Nahi Pasand Muhabbat Mien Milaawat Mujh Ko.......

Agar Wo Mera Hai To Khawab Bhi Meray He Dekhay.....

1st Girl:"Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi bharosa Nahi..Main To Ab Uska Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi..
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2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya.. ??
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1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai..
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..:O
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Jhootha Dhokhe baaz Kameena...

Kon Dhokhe baaz hai...jo Samajh gaye Wo ''Like'' Thoko

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

Boy: Suno jana.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate #waqt baat nahikarte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein #cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

1 chota larka bus ki khirki se pishab kr rha tha
1 anty ney dekha or bola
anty: tujhe sharam nhi ati
bacha:anty sharam ko choro
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presure dekho kitna dur ja rha hai :D :P
!!OwN3R!!

jama tum ho nahi satke, tumhen manfi se nafrat hai
tumhen taqseem karta hon to haasil kuch nahi aata

koi qaida koi kulia, nah laago tum pay ho paaya
zarb tum ko agar dun to hsabon mein khalaal aaya

Umar yeh kat gayi meri tumhen humdam samaghnay mein
nah aljebra se lagtay ho, nah ho degree kay samajh aaye

sifar thi ibtida tumhari, sifar hi ab talak tum ho
sifar zarb sifar ho tum, nah jis se kuch farq aaye. .. .! ! !

nah ro ae shama parwano ka naazuk dil nahi hota
yeh deewany hain mar jana inhen mushkil nahi hota

bas ab chupkay raho mansoor ki baabat nah khilwao
mohabbat itni bhar dete ho jitna dil nahi hota


khuda rakhay tumahra gham to kya aalam sama jaye
zara sa dil samajte ho zara sa dil nahi hota

ellahi doob jana he rakha hai kya muqadar mn
idhar jati hai kashti jis taraf saahil nahi hota

azal se mehv hon ainaa dil ki safai mein
tairay qabil banata hon tairay qabil nahi hota