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Moti See Chamak
moti see chamak
hai pyaar me,
ek baar hotaa hai
ye bahaar me,
koee to lamhaa
mere saath,
aa jaataa hai
intazaar me,
jee lete ham
bhee aise,
ek lamhaa milaa ho
sadiyo ko izahaar me.
hai pyaar me,
ek baar hotaa hai
ye bahaar me,
koee to lamhaa
mere saath,
aa jaataa hai
intazaar me,
jee lete ham
bhee aise,
ek lamhaa milaa ho
sadiyo ko izahaar me.
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Jun 22, 2015 at 18:06
Category: general
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Dawood Ali
Santa: Inspired By The Parliament, I Have Just Passed A Moti...
Santa: Inspired by the Parliament, I have just passed a motion myself.
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Dec 06, 2014 at 06:12
Category: SantaBanta
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Baatein / Larkion Ki Baatein
Javed Ashraf
Main Moti Hogai Hoon Na
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Sep 03, 2014 at 15:09
Category: larkion-ki-baatein
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Kiya Main Hathi Ki Tarha Moti Hon?.
Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri
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Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes
Tags: Beti Baby Mom Maa Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Eh Moti
there once lived a guy who was so skinny and he didnt know english . and his wife was as fat as d super duper sumos.1 day they decided 2 go 2 liverpool. when they were about to sit in there brand new car they realised that the wife couldnt fit. so the husband decided to put her in the boot. so when he put her in the boot they went to liverpool. on the motorway the skinny guy was speeding and he got stopped by the police. the police asked him where is ur M.O.T. the skinny guy opened the boot and said eh moti. ha ha ha ha ha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Moti
ek chor ek ghar mein ghussa ghar ki malikan bohot moti thi us ne chor ko dhakka de kar gira diya aur us per beth gaye aur nauker koawaz di,Ramoo jaldi se police ko bulao meine chor pakra hey,kuch khamoshi ke baad kisi cheez ke girne ki awaaz ayee to malikan ne poocha, arey Ramoo to abhi tak gaya nahin,Ramoo ne kaha malikan
andherey mein meri chappal nahin milrahi,chor itni der mein adhmua ho chuka tha tilmila ke kaha abey meri chappal pehan ley aur jaldi se police ko bula la.....
andherey mein meri chappal nahin milrahi,chor itni der mein adhmua ho chuka tha tilmila ke kaha abey meri chappal pehan ley aur jaldi se police ko bula la.....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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