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Bollywood Movies Release Dates
Bollywood Movie The Monkey King 2 (english) Release Date
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Jun 09, 2016 at 21:06
Category: when
Sms / Funny
Sana Dimple
Monkey
there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke
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May 14, 2015 at 18:05
Category: funny
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Sms / Funny
Abdul Sattar
Monkey And Its Mama
aik monkey apni ammi se rotay hoay kehta hai maa mein kitna budd soorat hoon.Maa kehte hai beta roo mut aakhir woh bhi hai jo is waqt yah message par raha hai ahahhahahahahaha
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Feb 25, 2015 at 22:02
Category: funny
Whatsapp Messages / April Fool Pranks
Maria Waheed
Find a small picture of a a funny creature ( monkey , donke...
Find a small picture of a a funny creature ( monkey , donkey , baboon, etc) and use a glue stick to place it over the photo on victim's driver's license. Then send them out for beer, or have some better excuse to send them somewhere where they need to show their ID.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 21:10
Category: April-Fool-Pranks
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Sana Ali
Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic?
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Insults
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Sir:monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy?
Sir:Monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy? Studnt:Agar Msg Prhny Wala Hans Pary Tu Monkey Agar Na Hansey Tu Donkey Aaj To Phas Gaye.
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Oct 19, 2013 at 15:10
Category: jokes
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Have U Seen A Monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di...
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is ur
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is ur
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Human: Donkey, Dog, Monkey And Man
God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you-ll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!
The donkey answered: I-ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.
God created the dog and told him: You will look after the man-s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!
The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.
Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.
That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.
The donkey answered: I-ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.
God created the dog and told him: You will look after the man-s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!
The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.
Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.
That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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