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teen bunder hote hain aik bunder aik larki dekhraha hai aur doosra pepsi pee raha hai aur teesra yeh joke parh raha hai

once a monkey asks his mother monkey
y r we so ugly
she replied at least we r little ugly the guys who read this r more ugly then us

A monkey ask to her mother, why we r so ugly in the world , mommy said you should proud of ur self loook at the person who is reading this.................hahahahahahah

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, Hey! what are you doing?
The monkey says, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is --dry-- and is going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, What--s the matter with you?
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, Hey you!
The Monkey looks down and says, Faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!

why did the monkey fall off the tree?..because it was dead

a woman gets on a bus with her baby. as she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: that--s the ugliest baby i--ve ever seen. ugh!

the woman sits down, fuming. she says to a man next to her: the driver just insulted me!

the man says: you shouldn--t take that. you tell him off ? go ahead, i--ll hold your monkey.


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What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai 0322=4038808