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Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men FARAZ JO jata tha BILLO k ghr ab kehta hy PRITO mery nal wiya kar lay.

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun'
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

Apni aankhon k samandr men utar "JANE DE"
Tera mujrim hon muje doob k mar "JANE DE"
.
A hmsfr men smjhon ge tuje bhi apna,
Pehlay maazi ka koi zakhm to bhar "JANE DE"
.
Aag dunya ki lagai hoi bujh jaegi,
Koi ansoo meray daman pe bikhar "JANE DE"
.
Zakhm kitnay teri chahat se mile hen mujh ko,
Sochta hon k kahon tujh se mgar"JANE DE"

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Udas dil ki veraniyon men bikhar gay hen gulab sary,

ye meri basti se kon guzra nikhar gay hen gulab sary,

wo door tha to haqeeqaton par saraab ka ik guman sa tha,

wo paas hai to gumaan hai k haqeqten hen saraab sary,

najane kitni shikaytain thin najane kitny gilay thay un say,

jo un ko dekha to bhool bathey swal sary jawab sary,

jo wo na hota to kis tarah meri soch ko phir haroof milte,

bas 1 hi zat ne diye hen kitaab ko meri baab saray.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal, khudkash bombar phir hai tayar, Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal