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There are no extraordinary men... just extraordinary circumstances that ordinary men are forced to deal with.
William Halsey

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
T. E. Lawrence

All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Orison Swett Marden

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Edward W. Howe

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.
Francis Bacon

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By
the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen and he
was having difficulty walking, so he called his physician at
his home. The doctor told him to soak it in hot water. He
tried soaking it in hot water but the leg became more swollen
and more painful.

His maid saw him limping and said, ""I don-t know, I-m only a
maid, but I always thought it was better to use cold water,
not hot, for swelling."" He tried switching to cold water, and
the swelling rapidly subsided.

On Monday morning he called his Dr. again to complain. ""Say
Doc, what kind of a doctor are you anyway? You told me to
soak my leg in hot water and it got worse. My maid told me to
use cold water and it got better.""

""Really?"" answered the doctor, ""I don-t understand it - my
maid said hot water.""

3 men went to a hotel that only had 1 room vacant and the room only had 1 bed in. The men agreed to go in the room and share the bed. The next morning the man on the left hand side of the bed said i dreamt i had the best wank ever last night. The man on the right said thats funny so did i. The middle man said i didnt i dreamt i was skiing!!

Late Night

A man tells his wife that he--s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it--s closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful girl.

He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this girl--s apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.

Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me! he exclaimed. Quick give me some talcum powder!

She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. where the hell have you been!

He said, Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.

Let me see your hands! she demanded. He showed his wife his powdery hands. Damn liar, You were out bowling again!

Young girl while praying to God: - ?Please God, let me marry an intelligent man?.
God replied: - ?That?s impossible, intelligent men don?t get married?.


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