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Tumhari Maa Hamare Kabze Mein Hai A€¦â€¦.
AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
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Dec 14, 2017 at 23:12
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Love
Tumko Hum Dil Mein Basa Lenge Tum Aao Tau Sahi
Tumko hum dil mein basa lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Sari duniya se chupa lenge gein tum aao tau sahi..
Ek wada karo ab humse na bichro ge kabhi..
Naaz hum saray utha lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Ikhtilaf bhi mit jayen gein rafta rafta..
Jis trha hoga nibha lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Be wafa bhi ho sitamgar bhi..jafa pesha bhi..
Hum khuda tumko bana lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Yu tu har simt nazar uthatay hi tareeki hai..
Pyarr ke deep jalaa lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Dil ki veerano se ghubar k na moo ko morron..
Bazm yeh phr sa saja lenge..tum aao tau sahi....!
Sari duniya se chupa lenge gein tum aao tau sahi..
Ek wada karo ab humse na bichro ge kabhi..
Naaz hum saray utha lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Ikhtilaf bhi mit jayen gein rafta rafta..
Jis trha hoga nibha lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Be wafa bhi ho sitamgar bhi..jafa pesha bhi..
Hum khuda tumko bana lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Yu tu har simt nazar uthatay hi tareeki hai..
Pyarr ke deep jalaa lenge tum aao tau sahi..
Dil ki veerano se ghubar k na moo ko morron..
Bazm yeh phr sa saja lenge..tum aao tau sahi....!
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Dec 14, 2017 at 19:12
Category: love
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Poetry / Sad
Es Jahaan Mein Mohabbat Kaash Na Hoti
Es Jahaan Mein Mohabbat Kaash Na Hoti
To Safar-E-Zindagi Mein Mithaas Na Hoti
Agar Milti Bewafao Ko Saza Mein Maut To
Deewano Ki Kabrein Udaas Na Hoti
Meri Mohabbat Ne Unhe Khushi De Di
Badle Mein Mujhe Khamoshi De Di
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Thi Marne Ki
Lekin Us ne Bhi Jeene Ke Liye Zindagi De Di...!
To Safar-E-Zindagi Mein Mithaas Na Hoti
Agar Milti Bewafao Ko Saza Mein Maut To
Deewano Ki Kabrein Udaas Na Hoti
Meri Mohabbat Ne Unhe Khushi De Di
Badle Mein Mujhe Khamoshi De Di
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Thi Marne Ki
Lekin Us ne Bhi Jeene Ke Liye Zindagi De Di...!
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Dec 14, 2017 at 06:12
Category: sad
Poetry / Love
Khushboo Ki Terha Meri Her Saans Mein
Khushboo Ki Terha Meri Her Saans Mein
Pyar Apna Basanay Ka Wada Karo
Rung Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hain
Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Wada Karo
Hay Tumhari Wafaoon Pe Mujh Ko Yaqeen
Phir Bhi Dil Chahta Hay Mera Dilnasheen
Yun Hi Meri Tassali Ki Khatir
Zara Mujh Ko Apna Banane Ka Wada Karo
Sirf Lafzoon Se Iqrar Hota Nahi
Ik Janib Se Pyar Hota Nahin
Mein Tumhen Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaoon Qasam
Tum Mujh Ko Na Bhulane Ka Wada Karoo...!
Pyar Apna Basanay Ka Wada Karo
Rung Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hain
Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Wada Karo
Hay Tumhari Wafaoon Pe Mujh Ko Yaqeen
Phir Bhi Dil Chahta Hay Mera Dilnasheen
Yun Hi Meri Tassali Ki Khatir
Zara Mujh Ko Apna Banane Ka Wada Karo
Sirf Lafzoon Se Iqrar Hota Nahi
Ik Janib Se Pyar Hota Nahin
Mein Tumhen Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaoon Qasam
Tum Mujh Ko Na Bhulane Ka Wada Karoo...!
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Dec 11, 2017 at 00:12
Category: love
Poetry / Sad
Badnaam Zamany Mein Muhabbat Nahi Kartay
Badnaam Zamany Mein Muhabbat Nahi Kartay
Dil Waly To Dushman Say Bhi Nafrat Nahi Kartay
Ik Baar Jisay Chaha Sadda Us Kay Rahay Par
Hum Log Amanat Mein Khiyanat Nahi Kartay
Tanhai Mein Kar Latay Hain Yaad Aanso Baha Kar
Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Kartay
Waqt Aanay Par Maalum Yeh Ho Jayega Tum Ko
Hum Sirf Dikhaway Ki Muhabbat Nahi Kartay...!
Dil Waly To Dushman Say Bhi Nafrat Nahi Kartay
Ik Baar Jisay Chaha Sadda Us Kay Rahay Par
Hum Log Amanat Mein Khiyanat Nahi Kartay
Tanhai Mein Kar Latay Hain Yaad Aanso Baha Kar
Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Kartay
Waqt Aanay Par Maalum Yeh Ho Jayega Tum Ko
Hum Sirf Dikhaway Ki Muhabbat Nahi Kartay...!
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Dec 09, 2017 at 11:12
Category: sad
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Dec 08, 2017 at 13:12
Category: videos
Poetry / Love
Apney Jazbaat Ankh Mein Rakh Lo
Apney jazbaat ankh mein rakh lo
Bus yehi baat ankh mein rakh lo
Zindagi to safar hai sehra ka
Thori barsaat ankh mein rakh lo
Din se jana kabhi chhupa k mujhey
Sirf ik raat ankh mein rakh lo
Main hu mehwar tumhari chahat ka
Tum meri zaat ankh mein rakh lo
Jin se khawabon mein rang bhar jayen
Aisey lamhaat ankh mein rakh lo
Shahi hum se wafa paraston ki
Koi to baat ankh mein rakh lo...!
Bus yehi baat ankh mein rakh lo
Zindagi to safar hai sehra ka
Thori barsaat ankh mein rakh lo
Din se jana kabhi chhupa k mujhey
Sirf ik raat ankh mein rakh lo
Main hu mehwar tumhari chahat ka
Tum meri zaat ankh mein rakh lo
Jin se khawabon mein rang bhar jayen
Aisey lamhaat ankh mein rakh lo
Shahi hum se wafa paraston ki
Koi to baat ankh mein rakh lo...!
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1 Like ·
Dec 02, 2017 at 06:12
Category: love
Poetry / Sad
Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon
Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon,
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Aur Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhon Mein,
Beetay Din Yaad Dilatey Ho
Mastana Hawa Kay Jhonkon Se,
Har Baar Woh Pardey Ka Hilna
Pardey Ko Pakrnay Ki Dhun Mein,
Do Ajnabi Hathoon Ka Milna.
Aankhon Me Dhunwa Cha Jana,
Sansoon Mein Sitarey Se Khilna
Raasty Me Tumhara Mur Mur Kar
Takna Wo Mujhe Jatey Jatey
Aur Mera Thitak Kar Ruk Jaana,
Chilman Kay Qareeb Aatey Aatey
Nazroon Ka Taras Kar Reh Jaana,
Ek Aur Jhalak Paatey Paatey
Baalon Ko Sukhanay Ki Khatir,
Kothey Pe Woh Mera Aa Jaana
Aur Tum Ko Muqabil Patey Hi
Kuch Sharmana, Kuch Bal Khana
Ro Ro Kay Tumhein Khat Likhti Hoon,
Aur Khud Parh Kar Ro Leti Hoon
Halaat Kay Taptey Toufaan Me,
Jazbaat Ki Kashti Kehti Hoon
Kaisey Ho, Kahaan Ho, Kuch To Kaho,
Mein Tum Ko Sadayen Deti Hoon
Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon,
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Aur Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhoun Me,
Beetay Dinn Yaad Dilatey ho...!
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Aur Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhon Mein,
Beetay Din Yaad Dilatey Ho
Mastana Hawa Kay Jhonkon Se,
Har Baar Woh Pardey Ka Hilna
Pardey Ko Pakrnay Ki Dhun Mein,
Do Ajnabi Hathoon Ka Milna.
Aankhon Me Dhunwa Cha Jana,
Sansoon Mein Sitarey Se Khilna
Raasty Me Tumhara Mur Mur Kar
Takna Wo Mujhe Jatey Jatey
Aur Mera Thitak Kar Ruk Jaana,
Chilman Kay Qareeb Aatey Aatey
Nazroon Ka Taras Kar Reh Jaana,
Ek Aur Jhalak Paatey Paatey
Baalon Ko Sukhanay Ki Khatir,
Kothey Pe Woh Mera Aa Jaana
Aur Tum Ko Muqabil Patey Hi
Kuch Sharmana, Kuch Bal Khana
Ro Ro Kay Tumhein Khat Likhti Hoon,
Aur Khud Parh Kar Ro Leti Hoon
Halaat Kay Taptey Toufaan Me,
Jazbaat Ki Kashti Kehti Hoon
Kaisey Ho, Kahaan Ho, Kuch To Kaho,
Mein Tum Ko Sadayen Deti Hoon
Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon,
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Aur Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhoun Me,
Beetay Dinn Yaad Dilatey ho...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 28, 2017 at 19:11
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Agar Guftagu Ka Aghaaz Mein Karta
Agar guftagu ka aghaaz mein karta
Jhirakti bigarti magar maan jaati
Jo mein barh kar us kay qadam rok leta
Woh paaon patakhti magar maan jaati
Agar chaand kaliyaan usay paish karta
Woh daman jhatakti magar maan jaati
meri shokh batoon par khamosh rehti
Dopatta kutarti magar maan jaati
Woh ghussay mey jo mujh say naraaz hoti
Bikharti tarapti magar maan jaati
Mein kehta keh parhnay ka choro bahana
Woh safhay palatti magar maan jaati
Jo kehta keh raahon pe chaliye sambhal kar
Uchhalti matakti magar maan jaati...!
Jhirakti bigarti magar maan jaati
Jo mein barh kar us kay qadam rok leta
Woh paaon patakhti magar maan jaati
Agar chaand kaliyaan usay paish karta
Woh daman jhatakti magar maan jaati
meri shokh batoon par khamosh rehti
Dopatta kutarti magar maan jaati
Woh ghussay mey jo mujh say naraaz hoti
Bikharti tarapti magar maan jaati
Mein kehta keh parhnay ka choro bahana
Woh safhay palatti magar maan jaati
Jo kehta keh raahon pe chaliye sambhal kar
Uchhalti matakti magar maan jaati...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 28, 2017 at 13:11
Category: sad
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