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Kabhi Num Nah Ho Jaye Masoom Nigahen,
Meri Aarzu Hai Tu Sada Muskurye.
Ghum ke Saye Rahen Hum Tak Hi,
Tere Aashiyan mein Humesha baharen Aayen.

ek bohat hi ziyada fat woman hoti hai,ek din woh doctor ke pas jati hai ke aap mujhe koi aisi terkeeb batayein ke mera wazan kum ho jaye to doctor usse kehta hai rozana subah cycle chalaya karo,phir woh fat woman agle roz jab road per cycle chala rahi hoti hai to ek masoom becha usse dekh ker kehta hai,dekha hai pehli baar,cycle pe sanda sawar.

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???