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Muhammad Aftab
""hasna Mana Hai"".
howa yoon ke aik din main jara ha tha.aur mujhe chalte waqt kuch nazar nahin aata ahi.tu main apni dhoondh main jara ha tha.ke saamne se 2 khoubsorat lerkiyaan nazar aain.main ne un ko dekha hi nahin aur un ki upper gir gya.phir aap mat pochian ke mera kiya howa.un hone mujhe aisa sunaya ke mere 14 tabaq roshan ho gai.mere sath yeh waqiaa abhi kuch din pehley pech aaya tha.please dont smiling in your face.
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Oct 17, 2018 at 19:10
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Sobia Malik
Mana K Tere Dil Mein Koi Aur Makeen Hai.
Mana K Tere Dil Mein Koi Aur Makeen Hai
Tu Phir Bhi Mera Gham Hai, Aqeeda Hai, Yaqeen Hai
Yeh Aaiena Tujhe Teri Khabar Day Na Sakay Ga
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu, Kitna Haseen Hai
Mein Jabar K Sajdon Say Kaheen Toot Na Jaon
Pathar K Khuda’o Meri Sheeshay Ki Jabeen Hai
Palkon Say Tarasha Tha Kabhi Hum Ne Jo Heera
Mat Pooch K Ab Kis Ki Angothi Ka Nageen Hai.
Tu Phir Bhi Mera Gham Hai, Aqeeda Hai, Yaqeen Hai
Yeh Aaiena Tujhe Teri Khabar Day Na Sakay Ga
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu, Kitna Haseen Hai
Mein Jabar K Sajdon Say Kaheen Toot Na Jaon
Pathar K Khuda’o Meri Sheeshay Ki Jabeen Hai
Palkon Say Tarasha Tha Kabhi Hum Ne Jo Heera
Mat Pooch K Ab Kis Ki Angothi Ka Nageen Hai.
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Oct 06, 2018 at 11:10
Category: sad
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Ijunoon
Insanoo Ke Tarha Doolfin Ko Shaksiyat Mana Jay Sainsdaan
دنیا میں سائنسدانوں کی سب سے بڑی کانفرنس میں تجویز کیاگیا ہے کہ سمندری مخلوق ڈالفن اور وہیل کو ’غیر انسانی شخصیت‘ تسلیم کرتے ہوئے اس کی زندگی اور آزادی کو تحفظ ہونا چاہیے۔
کینیڈا کے شہر وینکور میں ...
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Feb 02, 2017 at 12:02
Category: featured
Poetry / 0
Nadeem Moti
Hasna Mana Hai
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusay mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jis me marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha<
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusay mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jis me marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha<
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Apr 02, 2015 at 00:04
Category: 0
Sms / Love
Haseeb Naqbi
Drana Mana Hai
STAR+MOON = ROMANTIC NIGHT
BIRDS+SKY =LOVELY DAY
FOREST+ANIMAL =BEAUTIFUL WORLD
YOY+YOUR SMILE =DARNA MANA HAI.........
BIRDS+SKY =LOVELY DAY
FOREST+ANIMAL =BEAUTIFUL WORLD
YOY+YOUR SMILE =DARNA MANA HAI.........
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2 Like ·
Mar 30, 2015 at 17:03
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes
Fayyaz Karimi
Ghar Waly Mana Kartay Hain
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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1 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 21:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Shairi
Kashif Yaqoob
Log Aik Phool Se Apne Piyar Ko Mana Lete Hy,,
Log Aik Phool Se Apne Piyar Ko Mana Lete Hy,,, . . Hum Ne Phoolon Se Apni Qabar Saja Di Phir Bhi Wo Na Maana..
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1 Like ·
Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: shairi
Tags: Shairi Love Sms
Sms / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
Koi Rothe Agar Tum Se Usay Foran Mana Lena.
Koi Rothe Agar Tum Se Usay Foran Mana Lena......! "=DOST="
Zid Ki Jang Main Aksar Judai Jeet Jati Hai'...!!
Zid Ki Jang Main Aksar Judai Jeet Jati Hai'...!!
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1 Like ·
Jul 17, 2013 at 11:07
Category: friendship
Tags: Dost Friend Sms
Sms / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
Koi Rothe Agar Tum Se Usay Foran Mana Lena
Koi Rothe Agar Tum Se Usay Foran Mana Lena......! "=DOST="
Zid Ki Jang Main Aksar Judai Jeet Jati Hai'...!!
Zid Ki Jang Main Aksar Judai Jeet Jati Hai'...!!
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1 Like ·
Jul 16, 2013 at 12:07
Category: friendship
Tags: Dost Dard Friend Sms
News / Sports
Ijunoon
Afridi Ne Khilariyun Ko Mana Kia To Wo Un Se Ulajh Paray
قومی کرکٹ ٹیم کے کپتان شاہد خان آفریدی نے مینجمنٹ کھلاڑیوں کے اظہر مجید اور مظہر مجید سے تعلقات کے بارے میں پہلے آگاہ کیا تھا۔ ٹیم مینجمنٹ کے ذرائع نے بتایا کہ آسٹریلیا کے خلاف سیریز کے پہلے ٹی...
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Aug 31, 2010 at 13:08
Category: sports
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