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DO ADMI TEREEN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK DOSRE SE POCHTA HAI K BHAI AAP KHAN PER JA RAHAY HO DOSRA JAWAB DETA HAI K MEIN LAHOR JA RAHA HOON TO PAHLA BHARA HOTA HAI TO WHO KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K SHAYAD AAP LAHOR JA RAHAY HO

ik din raat ko bejli nahe tee to baab apne beete say kha beta diya jalado to bete na kaha ki aba diye main indan nahe hai to is par baab na bete say kaha ki bete diye main pane daal do wase be bahut andera hai diye ko pata nahe chali ga ki yeh pane hai ki indan .
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A SARDAR JI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

eik din iosama nay big b say pocha hru,big b nay kaha kabhei khusi kabhei ghum,phir big b nay iosama say pocha hru,tu iosama nay kaha kabhei gola kabhei baamm haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AIK BACHA AIK DOKANDAR KE PAS JATA HAI :
BACHA :KAYA APP KE PAS CHENE HAI ?
DOKAN DAR: HA
BACHA : KAHA HAI?
DOKANDAR : AIS BORE ME
BACHA: LIKIN AIS PAR TO NAMAK LIKA HAI
DOKANDAR : YE ME CHVENTEU KO DOKA DERAHA HOOO....

ik mota sa adme bazar me ount ki oper savar hokar gom raha ta , koch bache ose dek kar hans rahe te ,
Mota Adme : Kya Ount Ko Nahi Deka Hai
Bache : Ount Ko Deka hai Magar Ount Ki Oper Ount Ko Nahi Deka.....

Baap Bete Se : Agar is sal Exam Me pass ha gaye to me aap ko sycle delaoo ga , jab exam hova to os ka beta fail hova ,
Baap : Kya hova bete
Beta : aboo me sycle chalana seek raha ta is leye Fail Hova

WOH jo kehtey they saath chalein gey QADAM BA QADAM umer bhar.....
Aaj uur gayey asman mein merey hi paroon ko KAT kar.....

aik admi kise k sat nokar taa oss ne apne malik say kaha key mere tankhua baraoo warna.to malik ne kaha. warna kiya karo gay
admi.warna isse pay guara karo gaa


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