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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
Neil Armstrong

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson

An ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is possible to be happy.
Augustine Birrell

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain

No man who worships education has got the best out of education... Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.
Gilbert K. Chesterton