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Why did Steve Jobs resign from Apple?
Because Rehman Malik called Apple a Banana!

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Shoaib Malik Ko Maar Dia Hai
Sania Mirza Ki Adaon
Ne.

Ye Sms itna Aam Kar dou k Shoaib Malik Tak Pohanch Jaye!

Shoaib bhai Mujhy Maaf Karna,

Mujhy Pata Nahi Tha k

Sania Aap ki Dulhan Bane Gi.

Main Sania Bhabi Ko Buri Nazar Se Dekhta Tha.

Ho Saky To Maaf Kar Dena.

Agar Aapka Parrosi Aapke Pani Main Rukawat Dalay.

Ya

Aapke Gharelo Muamlaat Main Dakhal Andazi Kary.

To Uski Larki Utha Lo.

Allama Shoaib Malik

Shoiab Malik Ne Ye Sabit Kar Diya Faraz,

Bachi Chahay India Ki Ho Ya USA Ki,

Phansany Ki Maharat Hum Pakistani Rakhtay Hain

Har sohni cheez da malik tu,
kuch rob jeha vi rakhia kar,
din dhalda sanu vekhan de,
tu charda suraj takia kar,
ron nu asi bathere ha,
tu khir khir sohnya hasya kar.