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Bohat hi maan he tum par,
Suno Pas-e-wafa rakhna...

Sabi se tum milo lekin,
zra sa fasla rakhna...

Bichar jana b to parta he,
zra sa hosla rakhna...

Wo sare wasl k lamhe,
tum ankhon main sja rakhna...

Abi imkan baqi he,
abi lab pe dua rakhna...

Bohat nayab hain dekho,
hamain sab se juda rakhna.

Log Pather Ko Khuda Maan Kar Bhi Maso0m Hi Rahe faraz, Hum Ne Aik bulbul Ko Chahha To Gunahgar Ho Gaye...

Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez mein unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa haal kiya unhone pyar mein hamara
ke nind aati hai tou ankhen bura maan jati hain.

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein
kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?

Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai...

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, ""Johnny what is your problem?""
Johnny answered, ""I-m too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the
third standard and I-m smarter than she is! I
think I should be in the third standard too!""

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal-s office.While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and
behave.

The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agrees to take the test.

Principal: ""What is 3 x 3?""
Johnny: ""9"".

Principal: ""What is 6 x 6?""
Johnny: ""36"".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard
should know. The principal looks at the
teacher and tells her, ""I think Johnny can go to the third standard.""

The teacher says to the principal, ""Let me ask him some questions."" The
principal and Johnny both agree.

The teacher asks, ""What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?""
Johnny, after a moment, ""Legs.""

Teacher: ""What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?""
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Johnny replied, ""Pockets.""

NO reactions or special face symbols on Johnny-s face. He was so cool!

Teacher: ""What does a dog do that a man steps into?""
Johnny: ""Pants""

Teacher: What-s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid ?
Johnny: Coconut

The principal-s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,Johnny was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?
Johnny: Wriglleys Bubble gum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
do on three legs?
Johnny: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some ""Who am I"" sort of questions, answer me.
Johnny: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you-re bored. The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and bit tensed.
Johnny: wedding ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I-m not well, I drip. When you blow
me,
you feel good.
Johnny: nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Johnny: arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an -F- and ends in -K- that means a lot of
excitement?
Johnny: ""Firework""

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ""Put Johnny
in
the fifth standard, I missed the last ten
questions myself.""
hey ali hope u will like it.....

maan ghar chalati hai bv zubaan chalati hai, maan asmaan sey nechey lati hai bv zeray zameen le jati hai.
maan pyar deti hai bv taney deti hai

Phir aaj ek baar jeene ko maan karta hai,

Phir aaj ek baar hawaon ki sarsarahat me dil jhum utha hai,

Phir aaj ek baar mausam nayi geet gunguna rahi hai,

Phir aaj ek baar tumhari majoodgi meri zindegi badal rahi hai...


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