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When you take away 'whole', still 'some' is left.

And when you can take away 'some', you still have the 'whole' left?

What is it?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".

Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.

Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?

Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!

You look wonderful together. Here`s wishing you love and joy forever. Happy Wedding Anniversary!

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.

I appreciate the time you took out of your busy schedule to interview me. I am very interested in working for you and look forward to hearing from you about this position.

Thanks a lot!

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!