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Dilse: Har ladki k life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jise wo bhula nhi skti,Aur har ladke k life me ek aisi ladki hoti hai jise wo pa nhi skta.Strange but True

life ho to aisi
monday ko dosti
tuesday ko piyar
wednesday ko shadi
thursday ko barbadi
firday ko fighting
saturday ko talaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko NEXT

Aik admi ne doosre admi se time poocha to doosre admi ne jawab dia, --aaj tum mujh se time pooch rahe ho, kal tum mujh se dosti karne ko kaho ge aur mein tum se dosti kar loonga, phir tum mujh se zid karoge ke mujhe apne ghar le chalo, phir main tumhe chai pilaoonga, phir meri biwi mujhe dantegi, phir tum apne beta ka rishta meri beti ke liye lao ge lekin jis insan ke pass aik ghati naheen hai woh meri beti ko dus diamond ke set kya delaiga, jo meri beti ki apne sasur se khwaish hai.
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY

humari dosti Bonanza jaisi nhi Since 1925.............
Pepsi jaisi nhi,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ke ye dil mangey more..........

ye to State life insurence jaisi hai,

ZINDAGI KE SATH BHI OR ZINDAGI KE BAAD BI.

just imagine life without gals.............?
The result= = = =
Markets silent
Streets empty

The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss

No sms
No flower
No valentine--s
No candle
No perfume
No travelling

All the men direct to heaven :-)
hehehehe

Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don--t realise it...When U realise it, it--s too late... U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U.