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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don't Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&


D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk
on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From...

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk
on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From...

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot...
if u dont agree with me,

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!!!

Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

Life before marriage is like AIRTEL:
'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE:
'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA:
'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH:
'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL:
'The subscriber is not reachable'