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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

For last years words belong to last years language
And next years words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2010

Last week the candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang
Happy Birthday.?

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

Dis is 4 all those who r in last year of college:
Kuch khas hai yeh samey jisko bhul pana mushkil hoga,
yaad rakho dosto jeelo yeh zindagi,
is zindagi ko vapis lana mushkil hoga.
Jo waqt guzara hai is samay mein use yaad karenge,
esa waqt fir mil jaye bhagwan se yeh fariyaad karenge.
Jab mil bethenge kabhi to in lamhon ko hi abaad karenge ,
in beete palon ko yaad karenge, yaad karenge.

Dis is 4 all those who r in last year of college:
Kuch khas hai yeh samey jisko bhul pana mushkil hoga,
yaad rakho dosto jeelo yeh zindagi,
is zindagi ko vapis lana mushkil hoga.
Jo waqt guzara hai is samay mein use yaad karenge,
esa waqt fir mil jaye bhagwan se yeh fariyaad karenge.
Jab mil bethenge kabhi to in lamhon ko hi abaad karenge ,
in beete palon ko yaad karenge, yaad karenge.

Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes,
I asked it ""y did u come out ?it replied
""there is someone so special in ur eyes that
there is no space for me inside :)

true bravery is to arrive home.....
fully drunk......a late night out.....&
mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
""hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho""