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Angelina Julie Ki Ham Shakal Larki Lena Sendar
وہی ادائیں اور وہی انداز۔ بس عمر چھوٹی اور نام بدلا ہوا۔ ہالی ووڈ کی ایکشن ہیروئن انجلینا جولی کی ہم شکل لڑکی سامنے آ گئی۔ گھنے بال، گوری رنگت۔ یہ انجلینا جولی نہیں بلکہ اسپینش اداکارہ لینا سینڈز ہیں۔...
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Jan 10, 2012 at 09:01
Category: entertainment
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Shahbaz Ishaq
Tum Dunya Ki Sab Sy Khobsort Larki Ho
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
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3 Like ·
May 14, 2012 at 19:05
Category: funny
Tags: Payar
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Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Ek Larki Ki Dua
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,
Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,
Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
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1 Like ·
Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Agar Koi Larki Bhai Keh Day
Agar koi larki bhai keh day to Ghbraane ka nahe..!!
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1 chamaat laga ka bolo
Idhar kya kar rahi ho?
Ghar jaao... =P ;->
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1 chamaat laga ka bolo
Idhar kya kar rahi ho?
Ghar jaao... =P ;->
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Accounting Ki Larki
Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi"
salay dishonour cheque"
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment"
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment"
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi"
salay dishonour cheque"
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment"
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment"
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi"
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1 Like ·
Apr 21, 2012 at 20:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Eik Larki Thi Woh
eik larki pregnant thi us k ghar mein chor aa gaye chor ne us k pet(stomach) mein three goli mari thi agla month us ko three babys hoay aik ne kaha mamy mein poti kiya aur bullet nikla dosray ne kaha mein ne bhi poti ki bullet nikla tisray ne kaha mamy mein ne pad mara aur next door ki bili(cat) mar gayi hahahahaha!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Aik Larki Nay Apni Saheeli Say Poocha
Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Apni
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Lakta & Larki
larka larki ko phone karta hai or bolta hai k dener per aja hoooooooon larki bolte acha jub dener per jatay hai laika kata jata hai jub bell ata hai larka llarki ko daita hai bell larki bolti hai ya kiya hai larka bolti hai main nay tum ko seref dener per bola ya tha bell tum doge...........hahaha.......maza aya
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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