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Dost: Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:Bilkul Galat hai.

Naa tou koi meri biwi ko utha k le jaata hai,

Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

Yaadon ki dhund mein aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho tou apnapan hai,
Warna seene mein saanse bhi parai si lagti hai...

Nai nai si lagti hain ye zindagi tere aane ke baad.
Gham judai ka khatm kar dega hume tere jaane ke baad.
Har kami gawara hain sanam, gar saath ho tumhara.
Jaane anjaane ban gaye ho tum jine ka sahara.
Teri yaadon mein doobe huan hain ab subh o shaam mere.
Neend to jaati rahi, ab mere khwab bhi ho gaye hain tere.
Zulfo ko raat, chehre ko chaand jab se keh gaye ho tum,
Bheed mein sab se juda aur haseen mujhe bana gaye ho tum.
Yaadon se teri behalta nahi ab dil ye mera.
Such ho jaaye sapna mera gar ban jaaon saaya main tera

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Pass reh ker Juda si lagti hai,
Zindagi Aab bewafa Si Lgti Hai,
Mein Tumhare beghair hi Jee Loon Ga,
Ye Dua Bad-Dua si Lagti Hai

AIK BAR SHOHER (HUSBAND)AUR BIWI KI LARAI (FIGHT) HO RAHI HOTI HAI BIWI APNAY SHOHER KI AMMI(MOTHER) KO KEHTI HAI AMMI JAN IN SAY POOCHAY KAY WOH LARKI IN KI KAYA LAGTI HAI SHOHER KEHTA HAI KAY WOH MERI KHUCH NAHI LAGTI TO SHOHER KI AMMI KEHTHI HAI BETA BATA 2 KAY WOH TUMHARI KAYA LAGTI HAI TO SHOHER NAY KAHA KAY MEIN NAY AAP LOGON KO BATAYA TOH HAI KAY WOH MERI KUCH NAHI LAGTI... HAN JAB WOH MERAY SATH MOTERCYCLE PAR BATHTI HAI TOH MERAY SATH ZAROOOR LAGTI HAI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Kya kya lagti ho!!

Larki:Mujhe tum chupke chupke jab aaise dekhtay ho achay lagtay ho..

Larka:Mujhe dekh k jab tum yoon thandi aanhein bharti ho pagal lagti ho..Mujh ko jab lagta hai tum mujh par hi marti ho jhooti lagte ho..

lardki:Tum mein ae mehrbaan saari hain khoobiyaan...bhoolapan,saadgi,dilkashi,taazgi

Larka:Bewaqoofitum se hai..pagalpan tum se hai..Tum howi ghamnasheen...hogaya mein haseen...tung tum se howe hain saare...

Larki:Tareef jo sun k tum aaise sharma jaate ho ache lagte ho...kabhi hans detay ho aur kabhi itra jaatay ho ache lagtay ho...

Larka:Mujhe dekh k jab tum yoon thandi aanhein bharti ho cartoon lagti ho..
Moti se tum ho kiyun Khaati ho itna kiyoon?
Baat jo dil mein ho keh bhi do, keh bhi do.

Larki: Soochti hoon k mein kya pukaroon tumhein..smart, handsome, decent........yeh sab hain naam tumhare..

Larka:Mere itne saare naam hain jab tum yeh kehti ho pagal lagti ho..Mere pyaar mein jab tum khoyi khoyi si rehti ho toh olu ki phatti lagti ho!!


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but i think so lardkay sahi jawab detay hain!
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