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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for four days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies:
I'm coming daily since four days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another""s word?
Anything that""s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE""S DAY!!!

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.""
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that to make me jealous!""

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

once, a guy went to an old lady-s house
to meet her. she called him in and offerd
a seat, the guy sat down and started talking to her,
as the time passed the guy started to feel hungry, he saw a bowl of popcorns on the
table. without caring to ask the lady he started eatin the popcorns, ""hum
these r really testy"" said the guy ""yes, u see i dont have teeth in my mouth so what i do is just suck all the caramel from them""
answered the lady.

a lady goes to repar umbrella, she said repair it, KHAN SAAB say ooper ka kapra hatey ga phir DANDA lagey ga, Lady says KUCH BHI KARO PAR ANDAR PAANI NAHIN AANA CHAHIYEE...

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say ?I am beautiful?, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.