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I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYwhere ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated


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It--s not easy to kiss a traffic lady.She will say stop there.
We can--t kiss a police woman too.She will say hands up.
But it is easy to kiss a lady teacher .........
because she will say:- repeat it ten times.
Naeem jan

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?






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Never kiss a lawyer, she says i object this .
Never kiss a nurse, she says who is next ?
Always kiss a Bus conductor , she says right right........

On wife?s bday ,husband had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)