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Q:- Quran ki pehli surah kis chiz pr likhi gyi?
Ans:- Khajur k patto pr.
Q:- Quran me kis sahabi ka zikar aya ha?
Ans:- Hazrt Zaid Bin Haris(R.A).
Q:- Quran me subse km hurf konsa aya ha?
Ans:- Zoa.
Q:- kalima Taiyiba me kitne nuqte hyn?
Ans:- Koi nuqta nhi ha.
Q:- Quran me lafz Allah kitni bar aya ha?
Ans:- 6701 bar.
Q:- Konsi 2 surtein ek sath nazil huin?
Ans:- Sooreh Falaq aur Sooreh Naas.
Q:- Quran k pehle kitab(likhne wale)kon the?
Ans:- Hazrat khalid bin saeed(R.A)..!

" Jiska , wajod , nahi , woh , hasti , kis , kaam , ki "
" jahan , dil , na , lage , woh , basti , kis , kaam , ki "
" Yaad , aap , ki , aye , or , hum , SmS , na , karen "" To , ye , pyari , si ,
( DOSTI )
" kis , kam , ki "

Tumhare khat main naya ek salam kis ka tha
na tha raqeeb to akhir wo naam kis ka tha

Wo qatl kar ke har kisi se puchte hain
ye kaam kis ne kiya hai ye kaam kis ka tha

Wafa karenge nibhayenge baat manein ge
tumhen bhi yaad hai kuch ye kalam kis ka tha

Raha na dil main wo be-dard aur dard raha
muqeem kaun hua hai maqam kis ka tha

Na pooch pach thi kisi ki na aao bhagat
tumhari bazm main kal ehtamam kis ka tha

Guzar gaya wo zamana kahen to kis se kahen
khayal mere dil ko subah o sham kis ka tha

Har ek se kahte hain kya Daagh bewafa nikla
ye puche in se koi wo ghulam kis ka tha...!
Daagh Dehalvi

Dil se kis tarha mita doon teri yado k naqoosh'.

mujh ko majbur na kar ye merey ikhtiyaar mein nahi'

Main khyeal hun kis or ka mojhe sochta koi or hai-''

Sar-e- aayna mera aks hai Pasey-e-aayna koi or hai''

Main kise ky dasty talab main hun kise ky harf-e-DUA mein hun''

MEIN Naseeb hun kise or ka mojhe mangta koi or hai''

AJAB Atbar wa -b-atbari ky darmein hai zandgi''

Main kareeb hun kise or ky mojhe janta koi or hai.''

Iss Imtehan Mai Hon,DIL Ka Hisab Kis Ko Don..?
Hisab_e_Ishq Peh Likhi Kitab Kis Ko Don..?

Har ik Shakhs Ko Mujse Bohat Muhabbat Hai,
Sawal Ye Hai Wafa Ka Jawab Kis Ko Don..?

Mera Khuloos,Muhabbat,Wafa,Hai Sab K Liye..
Sochta Hon K Lab_e_Lubab Kis Ko Don..?

Mere Liye To Sabi Loog ik Jese Hen,
Sukoon Kis Ko Don,Mai Iztiraab Kis Ko Don..?

Hujoom_e_Husn K Mele Mai Sochta Hon Mai..!
K Apne Haath Mai Thama "GULAB" Kis Ko Don...!

Hum ne dil ko har 1 par nahi nisar kya
jo shakhs pyar k qabil laga usi se pyar kya
kisi se ki jo nafrat thi inteha kar di
kisi se pyar kya tu be shumar kia

Mein Apne AP Se Barh Ker Kis Ko Chahon FARAZ



Mujh Pe Khatam Hai Kisa Meri Mohabbat Ka

Nah jane kab koi kis tara tut jaye, Nah jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye, Kuch pal hamare sath hans lo, Nah jane kab Aapke Dant tut jayen.

Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke
Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke
Jise tufan se takrana acha lage
Uske liye kinare kis kaam ke...

Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya,
Ya Pher satton Koi Kasoor Ho Gaya,
Rajni ! Aise Kehri Gal Hoyi.....
Jo Sadde SAWAL Da JAWAB dena V NaManzur Ho Gaya.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hansti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi iss tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

eik computer typist hoti hey us key do teen proposals aatey heim mager ussey samajh nain aati key wo kis sey shadi karey. aakhir wo sochti hey key kiyoon na computer sey madad li jaye. wo computer sey poochtey hey ""Kiya mein Mr Juan sey shadi ker loon"" computer kehta hey ""Nain"" phir poochtey hey ""Achcha to mr. David merey liyye kesey rahein gey"" comp jawab deta hey""bohat burrey"", iss tarha wo us key baqi swalon key jwab bi dey deta hey aakhir tang aa ker typist us sey poochti hey ""Aakhir mein kis sey shadi karon"" computer jwab deta hey ""MEIN MAR GAYYA HUN KIYYA""

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

aik larka aur aik larki sunsan road per chal rahe hotay hein.larkay nay larki ka haath pakra hua hota heh.larki kehty heh k mera haath chor do werna mein chikhoon geechilaoon geemera haathchor do.larka kehta heh k tum jitna chilaoo koi tumharee awaz nahi sunay ga .jis per larki kehti heh k to phir deir kis baat ki heh.
hahahahhh

Papa : beta har gair ooraat ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa phir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???

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larka:ok\tum eri baat suno.kaan lao
larki kaan age karti hai to larka
larki ko kiss kar leta hai

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