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Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke
Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke
Jise tufan se takrana acha lage
Uske liye kinare kis kaam ke...

Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya,
Ya Pher satton Koi Kasoor Ho Gaya,
Rajni ! Aise Kehri Gal Hoyi.....
Jo Sadde SAWAL Da JAWAB dena V NaManzur Ho Gaya.

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hansti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi iss tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

eik computer typist hoti hey us key do teen proposals aatey heim mager ussey samajh nain aati key wo kis sey shadi karey. aakhir wo sochti hey key kiyoon na computer sey madad li jaye. wo computer sey poochtey hey ""Kiya mein Mr Juan sey shadi ker loon"" computer kehta hey ""Nain"" phir poochtey hey ""Achcha to mr. David merey liyye kesey rahein gey"" comp jawab deta hey""bohat burrey"", iss tarha wo us key baqi swalon key jwab bi dey deta hey aakhir tang aa ker typist us sey poochti hey ""Aakhir mein kis sey shadi karon"" computer jwab deta hey ""MEIN MAR GAYYA HUN KIYYA""

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

aik larka aur aik larki sunsan road per chal rahe hotay hein.larkay nay larki ka haath pakra hua hota heh.larki kehty heh k mera haath chor do werna mein chikhoon geechilaoon geemera haathchor do.larka kehta heh k tum jitna chilaoo koi tumharee awaz nahi sunay ga .jis per larki kehti heh k to phir deir kis baat ki heh.
hahahahhh

Papa : beta har gair ooraat ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa phir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???

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Ek larki ek larke se shart lagati he ke tum mujhe kiss nahin kar sakte
larka:ok\tum eri baat suno.kaan lao
larki kaan age karti hai to larka
larki ko kiss kar leta hai

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