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Shahbaz Ishaq
Pepsi 65 Ki
Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla,
Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola:
Molvi Saab Keh Rahe Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga.
Dost: To Phir? Pathan; Phir to Ye bhi Pata Chal Jaye ga K. . .
kis ne kaha tha PEPSI 65 ki kar do? :-)
Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola:
Molvi Saab Keh Rahe Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga.
Dost: To Phir? Pathan; Phir to Ye bhi Pata Chal Jaye ga K. . .
kis ne kaha tha PEPSI 65 ki kar do? :-)
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Jan 14, 2018 at 20:01
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Sardion Ki Sham Thi
Sardion Ki Sham thi
Me ne us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha.
Mene Kaha Garam Hath Wafa ki nishani Hoti hy
wo Hans Kr boli
(,")
)) Abey dhakkan" bukhar hy mujhy
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Me ne us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha.
Mene Kaha Garam Hath Wafa ki nishani Hoti hy
wo Hans Kr boli
(,")
)) Abey dhakkan" bukhar hy mujhy
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Jan 13, 2018 at 23:01
Category: miscellaneous
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Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Aatish E Khaamosh Ki Maanind Goya Jal Gaya
dil mera soz e nihaan se be-muhaaba jal gaya
aatish e khaamosh ki maanind goya jal gaya
dil mein zouq e vasl o yaad e yaar tak baaqi nahin
aag is ghar mein lagi aisi ke jo tha jal gaya
main adam se bhi paray hoon verna ghaafil! baarha
meri aah e aatsheen se baal e anqa jal gaya
arz keejay johar e andesha ki garmi kahaan!
kuch khyaal aaya tha vehshat ka ke sehra jal gaya
dil nahin, tujh ko dikhaata verna, daaghon ki bahaar
is chiraaghaan ka, karoon kya, kaarfarma jal gaya
main hoon aur afsurdagi ki aarzoo, ghalib! keh dil
dekh kar tarz e tapaak e ehl e duniya jal gaya
aatish e khaamosh ki maanind goya jal gaya
dil mein zouq e vasl o yaad e yaar tak baaqi nahin
aag is ghar mein lagi aisi ke jo tha jal gaya
main adam se bhi paray hoon verna ghaafil! baarha
meri aah e aatsheen se baal e anqa jal gaya
arz keejay johar e andesha ki garmi kahaan!
kuch khyaal aaya tha vehshat ka ke sehra jal gaya
dil nahin, tujh ko dikhaata verna, daaghon ki bahaar
is chiraaghaan ka, karoon kya, kaarfarma jal gaya
main hoon aur afsurdagi ki aarzoo, ghalib! keh dil
dekh kar tarz e tapaak e ehl e duniya jal gaya
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Jan 13, 2018 at 02:01
Category: sad
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Khawateen Ki Doran Zachgi Halakaton Mai Kami
دنیا بھر میں پچھلے 20 سالوں میں زچگی کے دوران خواتین کی ہلاکتوں میں 47 فیصد کمی آئی ہے۔ گذشتہ روز عالمی ادارہ برائے صحت (ڈبلیو ایچ او) نے خواتین کی ہلاکتوں بارے اپنی رپورٹ جاری کی ہے۔ رپورٹ کے مطابق ...
مزید پڑھیں
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Jan 12, 2018 at 03:01
Category: health
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Sada Rehe Kismat Ki Jo Zanjeeroon Mein
sada rehe kismat ki jo zanjeeroon mein
hamara naam bhi shamil hai un aseeroon mein
woh jis k naam ki khowahish uraan bharti hai
ussi ka naam nehi hath ki lakeeroon mein
hamara naam bhi shamil hai un aseeroon mein
woh jis k naam ki khowahish uraan bharti hai
ussi ka naam nehi hath ki lakeeroon mein
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Jan 11, 2018 at 12:01
Category: sad
Poetry / View
Muzammil Shahzad
Us Ka Chehra Bhi Sunata Hai Kahani Us Ki
Us ka chehra bhi sunata hai kahani us ki..
Chahti hoon ke sunoon us se zubaani us ki..
Woh sitam’gar hai to ab us se shikayat kesi,
Aur sitam karna bhi aadat purani us ki..
Besh-qeemat hai yeh moti se meri palkon per,
Chand aansu hain mere pass nishani us ki..
Us jafaa-kaar ko maloom nahin woh kya hai,
Be-murawat ko hai tasveer dikhani us ki..
Aik woh hai nazar andaaz kare hai mujh ko,
Aik mein hoon ke dil-o-jaan se deewani us ki..
Tum ko ulfat hai Qamar us se to ab keh dena,
Samne sab ke sunaa dena kahani us ki..
Chahti hoon ke sunoon us se zubaani us ki..
Woh sitam’gar hai to ab us se shikayat kesi,
Aur sitam karna bhi aadat purani us ki..
Besh-qeemat hai yeh moti se meri palkon per,
Chand aansu hain mere pass nishani us ki..
Us jafaa-kaar ko maloom nahin woh kya hai,
Be-murawat ko hai tasveer dikhani us ki..
Aik woh hai nazar andaaz kare hai mujh ko,
Aik mein hoon ke dil-o-jaan se deewani us ki..
Tum ko ulfat hai Qamar us se to ab keh dena,
Samne sab ke sunaa dena kahani us ki..
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Jan 09, 2018 at 11:01
Category: view
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Bhaley Dino Ki Baat Hai
bhaley dino ki baat hai
bhali si aik shakl thii
na yeh ke husn-e-tam ho
na dekhney main aam ho
na yeh ko woh chaley to
kehkashaan sey rehguzar lagey
magar woh sath ho to phir
bhala bhala safar lagey
koi bhi rut ho uski chab
fiza ka rang roop thii
woh garmyon ki chaon thi
woh sardiyon ki dhoop thi
na umr bhar juda rahey
na sath subah shaam ho
na wada-e-wafa pe zor
na yeh ke izn-e-aam ho
na itni khush libasiyaan
ke sadgi gila karey
na itni betakallufi
ke aayeena haya karey
na ikhtilaat main woh ram
ke bemaza ho khuwahishain
na is qadar supurdugi
ke zich karain nawazishain
na aashiqui junuun ki
ke zindagii azaab ho
na is qadar kathor pan
ke dosti kharab ho
kabhii to baat bhii khafii
kabhii sukuut bhii sukhan
kabhii to kasht-e-zaafran
kabhii udasiyon ka ban
suna hai ek umr hai
muamilaat-e-dil ki bhii
wisaal-e-janfiza to kiya
firaq-e-jangusal ki bhii
so ek roz kiya hua
wafa pe behes chir gayee
main ishq ko amar kahoon
woh meri zid sey chir gayee
main ishq ka aseer tha
woh ishq ko qafas kahey
ke umr bhar ke sath ko
woh bad-tar az hawas kahey
shajar, hajar nahiin ke hum
humesha pa-ba-gil rahein
na dhaur hain ke rassiyaan
galey main mustaqil rahein
mohabbaton ki wusatain
humarey dast-o-paa main hain
ke eik dar sey nisbatain
sagaan-e-bawafa main hain
main koii painting nahiin
ke ek frame main rahoon
wohii jo man ka meet ho
usi ke prem main rahoon
tumhari jo bhii soch ho
main us mizaaj kii nahiin
mujhey wafa sey bair hai
yeh baat aaj ki nahiin
na us ko mujh pe zuam tha
na mujh ko us pe naaz hii
jab ehad hii koii na ho
to kiya gham-e-shikastagii
so apna apna raasta
hansii khushii badal diya
woh apnii rah chal parii
main apnii rah chal diya
bhalii si ek shakl thii
bhalii si uski dostii
ab us kii yaad raat din
nahii magar kabhii kabhii
bhali si aik shakl thii
na yeh ke husn-e-tam ho
na dekhney main aam ho
na yeh ko woh chaley to
kehkashaan sey rehguzar lagey
magar woh sath ho to phir
bhala bhala safar lagey
koi bhi rut ho uski chab
fiza ka rang roop thii
woh garmyon ki chaon thi
woh sardiyon ki dhoop thi
na umr bhar juda rahey
na sath subah shaam ho
na wada-e-wafa pe zor
na yeh ke izn-e-aam ho
na itni khush libasiyaan
ke sadgi gila karey
na itni betakallufi
ke aayeena haya karey
na ikhtilaat main woh ram
ke bemaza ho khuwahishain
na is qadar supurdugi
ke zich karain nawazishain
na aashiqui junuun ki
ke zindagii azaab ho
na is qadar kathor pan
ke dosti kharab ho
kabhii to baat bhii khafii
kabhii sukuut bhii sukhan
kabhii to kasht-e-zaafran
kabhii udasiyon ka ban
suna hai ek umr hai
muamilaat-e-dil ki bhii
wisaal-e-janfiza to kiya
firaq-e-jangusal ki bhii
so ek roz kiya hua
wafa pe behes chir gayee
main ishq ko amar kahoon
woh meri zid sey chir gayee
main ishq ka aseer tha
woh ishq ko qafas kahey
ke umr bhar ke sath ko
woh bad-tar az hawas kahey
shajar, hajar nahiin ke hum
humesha pa-ba-gil rahein
na dhaur hain ke rassiyaan
galey main mustaqil rahein
mohabbaton ki wusatain
humarey dast-o-paa main hain
ke eik dar sey nisbatain
sagaan-e-bawafa main hain
main koii painting nahiin
ke ek frame main rahoon
wohii jo man ka meet ho
usi ke prem main rahoon
tumhari jo bhii soch ho
main us mizaaj kii nahiin
mujhey wafa sey bair hai
yeh baat aaj ki nahiin
na us ko mujh pe zuam tha
na mujh ko us pe naaz hii
jab ehad hii koii na ho
to kiya gham-e-shikastagii
so apna apna raasta
hansii khushii badal diya
woh apnii rah chal parii
main apnii rah chal diya
bhalii si ek shakl thii
bhalii si uski dostii
ab us kii yaad raat din
nahii magar kabhii kabhii
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Jan 07, 2018 at 10:01
Category: love
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Mujhko Dekho, Mere Marne Ki Tamanna Dekho
PhIr Bhi hAi tuMko MasiHai ka Davaa DekHo
Mujhko Dekho, Mere MaRne ki TamanNa Dekho
Jurm-E-NazZaaRaa pE kAun Itani KhuShaaMad kaRtaa
Ab Wo RuuThe haiN Lo aUr TamaAshaa Dekho
Do hi Din meN Wo Baat hAi Na Wo chAah Na pYaar
Ham Ne paHle hi Ye tUm se Na kaHaa thAa Dekho
Ham nA kahTe tHe BaNaavaT se hAi SaRaa GusSa
HaNs ke Lo phiR Wo UnHon Ne HameN DekHa Dekh0
MasTii-E-HuSn se Apni Bhi NahiN Tum ko KhAbar
Kyaa suNo aRaz Merii, HaaL MeRaa kya Dekho
GhAr se Har WaqT Nikal aAte ho khOLe hUe bAal
ShAam Dekho Na MeRi JaAN SaveRa Dekho
KhaNaa-E-JaaN meN NamuDaar Hai ek paikaR-E-Nuur
HasaRato Aao RuKh-E-YaaR ka JalWa Dekho
SaaMne sAb ke Munaasin nahiN hAm paR ye iTaab
Sar se Dhal jaAye Na GusSe meN DupaTTa Dekho
Mar MiTe hAm to kaBhi yAad Bhi tUm Ne Na kiYa
Ab MuhaBBat ka Na kaRna kaBhi DaWaa Dekho
Dosto Tark-E-MuhaBBat ki NasiHat hAi FaZuUL
Aur Na MaaNo to Dil-E-ZaaR ko Samajhaa Dekho
SaR kaHiN BaaL kahiN HaaTh kahiN PaaON kahiN
Us ka SoNa Bhi hAi kis ShaAn ka SoNaa Dekho
Ab Wo ShoKhi Se Ye kahte hAIn SitamGar jo haiN Ham
Dil kisi aUr se kuChh Ro0z BhaLa Dekho
Havas-E-Diid MiTi hAi na MiTegi "HasRat"
DekhNe ke Liye ChaaHo UnheN JitNa Dekho...
Mujhko Dekho, Mere MaRne ki TamanNa Dekho
Jurm-E-NazZaaRaa pE kAun Itani KhuShaaMad kaRtaa
Ab Wo RuuThe haiN Lo aUr TamaAshaa Dekho
Do hi Din meN Wo Baat hAi Na Wo chAah Na pYaar
Ham Ne paHle hi Ye tUm se Na kaHaa thAa Dekho
Ham nA kahTe tHe BaNaavaT se hAi SaRaa GusSa
HaNs ke Lo phiR Wo UnHon Ne HameN DekHa Dekh0
MasTii-E-HuSn se Apni Bhi NahiN Tum ko KhAbar
Kyaa suNo aRaz Merii, HaaL MeRaa kya Dekho
GhAr se Har WaqT Nikal aAte ho khOLe hUe bAal
ShAam Dekho Na MeRi JaAN SaveRa Dekho
KhaNaa-E-JaaN meN NamuDaar Hai ek paikaR-E-Nuur
HasaRato Aao RuKh-E-YaaR ka JalWa Dekho
SaaMne sAb ke Munaasin nahiN hAm paR ye iTaab
Sar se Dhal jaAye Na GusSe meN DupaTTa Dekho
Mar MiTe hAm to kaBhi yAad Bhi tUm Ne Na kiYa
Ab MuhaBBat ka Na kaRna kaBhi DaWaa Dekho
Dosto Tark-E-MuhaBBat ki NasiHat hAi FaZuUL
Aur Na MaaNo to Dil-E-ZaaR ko Samajhaa Dekho
SaR kaHiN BaaL kahiN HaaTh kahiN PaaON kahiN
Us ka SoNa Bhi hAi kis ShaAn ka SoNaa Dekho
Ab Wo ShoKhi Se Ye kahte hAIn SitamGar jo haiN Ham
Dil kisi aUr se kuChh Ro0z BhaLa Dekho
Havas-E-Diid MiTi hAi na MiTegi "HasRat"
DekhNe ke Liye ChaaHo UnheN JitNa Dekho...
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Jan 05, 2018 at 08:01
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Baat Din Ki Nahi Mujhe Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Baat Din Ki Nahi Mujhe Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Ghar Kacha Hai Mera, Mujhe Barsat Se Darr Lagta Hai,
Tere Tohfy Ne Diye Mujhe Khoon K Aansu
Zindgi Ab Teri Har Sogaat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Chhoro Piyar Ki Batain Koi Or Baat Karo
Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Meri Khatir Tu Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye
Es Liye Teri Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Apno Mein Reh Kar Kuch Aisy Zakham Khaye
Humein Ay Dost Apni Zaat Se Dar Lagta Hai !
Ghar Kacha Hai Mera, Mujhe Barsat Se Darr Lagta Hai,
Tere Tohfy Ne Diye Mujhe Khoon K Aansu
Zindgi Ab Teri Har Sogaat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Chhoro Piyar Ki Batain Koi Or Baat Karo
Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Meri Khatir Tu Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye
Es Liye Teri Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Apno Mein Reh Kar Kuch Aisy Zakham Khaye
Humein Ay Dost Apni Zaat Se Dar Lagta Hai !
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Jan 04, 2018 at 20:01
Category: sad







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