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Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!

Let's play "Hide n Seek". I'll hide behind your back and when you start seeking me, I'll rush to your arms.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup;

Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

Keep your head in the clouds...

You'll be the first to know when it rains;

And in best position to see the silver lining!

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now; because the past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things.


Good Night!

Keep your face to the Sun and you'll not see the shadow!

What I did was foolish and impulsive. If I could take it all back I'd have done it the instant I learnt I hurt you.

It was totally unintentional and I'm very sorry for it.

Please forgive me!