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Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

Hasdi Rahe Hamesha Meri Jaan
Kar Dawaan Jind Main Ohton Kurbaan
Dekh Ke Lok Khush Ohnu Ho Jande Ne Hairaan
Ke Banke Oh Rahegi Hamesha Saadi Jind Jaan

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan nah paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan nah paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
Taa ke unpar koi ilzaam nah aaye.

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte thay,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte thay,
ab un rahon se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte thay.!

Hi mery jaan
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Nikal rahi he Garmi se

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunn de o..
Aj 3 dako aaye see..
unhaan nay mere izat lut laee je.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya neen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokeya see...
per o rukay e naeen....
kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DEO...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN...

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.

Haqeeqat jaan lo bichad jaane se pehle,
Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!