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A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Kuch log interview dainay jatay hien interview wala bohat kum batien kerta hay wo sochta hay kay jo mujh say bohat kum batien keray ga may usee ko nokeree per rukhon ga. pehlay aik urdu speeking ata hay aur wo under anay kay liay kehta hay kay ""uger ap ki ijazat ho tu may under a sukta hon"" un ka boss upnee fingers per word gimta hay jo uss nay bolay hotay hien tu wo dil may sochta hay kay yay words bhe bohat zada hien wo uss ko ""no"" keh daita hay
uss kay bad english speeking ata hay aur kehta hay kay ""if u don-t mind i am coming"" us kay bhe words ginta hay wo tu usay zada lugta hien wo kehta hay ""no""
us kay bad aik punjabe ata hay aur atay hee door ko dhurak say open kerta hay aur chair kay pas aa ker kehta hay ""weran"" boss bohat khush hota hay aur kehta hay ""yes""
muza aya bohat han mujhayputa he tha heeeee
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Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

Ek naye bharti ho ne waley Police Officer se interview mein poocha gaya: Ke tum duty per ho, aik car road haadse mein crash ho jaati hai us mein 2 aadmi buri tarah se zakhmi ho jaate hein, peeche se ambulance aati he magar apni teez raftari ki wajah se tabah shudah car se takkar khaati hai aur car dhamake se udd jaati he, ambulance road per ulti ho jaati hai. aik paidel chalne wala bhi saath wali nahar mein gir ke dobne lagta hai kyonke usse tairna nahe aata!! ek aur aadmi haadse wali jagah ke brabar mein ghar se nikal kar zor se chilata hai ke uss ki biwi ke haan bacha paida hone wala hai!! Tu aap iss haalat mein kya karein ge?
Bharti honewaaley naye Police Officer ne poori office ko dekha aur kuch der soch ne ke baad jawab diya: Mein apna uniform utaar ker hujjoom mein gaaib ho jaaon ga!!!

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A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.


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Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -?Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay??
Sardar jee:
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TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr???


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Moin khan--s wife Was asked in Interview: Wedding Nite ko kia hua?
She Said:kuch nahi bas Moin bed k peeche kare ho k Kehte rahe Shabash Wasim Bhai Shabash

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a srdar go for a post of electrical engineer.
interviewer: how does an electrical machine run???
srdar:
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!